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Mongolian Fiddlemunt

When you dig up an ancient mongolian warriors body and then proceed to munt the shit out of it while fiddling with your cock and balls
Yo dude, I took a vacation to Mongolia to practice my Mongolian Fiddlemunting skills. i've gotten so much better at it.
by jelquer228573 March 13, 2026
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Gurt Fingle

wgat gurt fingle, tingletuh

gurtle furt gingle fingle nurt
gurt: yo
yo: wassup
up: what?
what: watchu want
calc: ts (short for calc) pmo fr ngl vro
vro: among us burger
american burger institute: ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“Š
mike rosoft: Zm9ydG5pdGU=
gurt: roger roger
shelly from brawl stars: For millennia I have waited. I watched as civilisations burned and crumbled, only to rise again from the ashes. In all the many ages, across all societies, there was always one constant: McDonald $5 meal! Get the McEpic saver's meal today for only $5!
fingle: gurt
๐Ÿ’”: Sorry, I am unable to help you with that request.
jfk: yo who got the chug jug i'm dying over here
ratatouille: yeah you watch me drip drip

like the water sip sip
one eight one three six six
crash out imma flip flip

ts pmo like imma make you go
cause you aint ever know, vro
tell me it aint so (no)

three fiddy skibidi
sky is blue, can't you see
this fruit hanging from a tree
like ur balls - price is free
balls: ay yo watchu say bout me now?
now: go go gadget person eraser
gadget: balls is dead
fingle: balls is dead?
๐Ÿคฏ: balls is dead!
๐Ÿ’€: who killed balls?
who: no i didn't
WHO: ๐Ÿšจ Alert! Impostor virus has breached containment! ๐Ÿคฏ
skibidi: what impo-rbjsifkururmbbllkrubrrbziocjdbdkdkdjdvdskddbdkenddkfkdnewkskfffkf
skibidimpostor: there are two wolves inside me
me: wtf ๐Ÿ˜ณ
wolves: i have a clone?
a clone: hello
hello: yes?
yo: gurt
gurt: fingle
me: gurt fingle
by Gurt Dingle (Say Yo) April 11, 2025
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P-Fiddle

The Jewish version of P-Diddy, he is greedy, and rapes people.
Oi vay! Call me P-Fiddle!
by Charlie I. August 26, 2025
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suck my fiddle

the act of sucking ones fiddle (otherwise known as a penis)
by jakeyboy123 April 16, 2010
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Ripped the Fiddle

A euphemism for something indeterminate, but bad.
"How did your date go last night?"

"I ripped the fiddle."

"Holy fucking shit dude! Better make a break for Mexico while you still have a chance!"
by AlphaAlex November 9, 2011
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adult friend finder

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local craigslist page

b) a MILF, usually your friend's mother, who helps you hook up with other MILFS.
dude 1) I don't friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to be my adult friend finder, as in helping me find friends among adults?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
by Sexydimma June 26, 2013
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Wet Fish Finder

When two women scissor together and squirt in each others vaginal canal and it's very wet and also fishy.
by Wet Fish Sandwitch June 3, 2014
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