Found Family

Dungeons & Dragons

I finally have a found family
(Pronounced: I started playing Dungeons & Dragons)

by One-nerdy-person February 19, 2022

till family

Large penis, generally awesome,stronger than most people. Vikings look up to them and are freared by all and always will take a fight before flight and has powerful hits without much stamina missing. Never has a heart and can drink heavily without getting drunk.

The tills kiled my father.
The till family is desended from vikings.

by Ferrell May 14, 2016

Family Guy

A 1999 sitcom television series created by Seth MacFarlane which features a variety of redesigned and renamed Simpsons characters making pop-culture references in plots so mundane, the writers get bored and interject gags which have no relevance to plot.

Holy Crap Loise! It's Family Guy time!

by McDaddy's Big Patties March 13, 2019

firefly family

A group of serial killers in a family as well in a Charles Manson like cult that murdered travelers all the way until 1988. They were from Ruggsville Texas. There notable killings occurred on 10/30/1977-11/1/1977 and in may of 1978. They killed a couple more in 1988 before going to prison for good and getting the death penalty

Boy Scout teens at a campfire: do any of you older people here tell us some more scary stories? The millennial troop leader: I’ll tell you the horrifying story of the firefly family! 😈

by Nascarfan2007 October 1, 2022

Family-Feuding

To destroy a family on the game Family-Feud. Results from losing family could result in crying, depression, and nightmares.

The Powell family just got done Family-Feuding the Morrison family.

by The Andrew p March 27, 2015

Family barbeque

A term coined in the early 1920s that expressed ones interaction with another family. In order to fulfill a family barbeque one must chow down on the sister’s pussy for breakfast, have a serving of dick from the brother, and have dinner with the rest of the family like it never happened. A family barbeque can also be performed on a mother and father, son and mother, etc; as long as it is a pair of family members. If you so happen to have a family barbeque with a gay couple it is then known as the indoor family barbeque.

Dude ya know the Johnsons that live down the street on Willow Creek? I had the most amazing family barbeque with em!

by SecretCheeks June 7, 2018

family spitroast

When you and your brother take home the same girl and share sexual activities with her.

"Mate! Me and my bro totally took home the same chick last night!"

"Awesome dude, that must have been one hell of a family spitroast!"

by Fernando1867 June 12, 2016