fweck

fucking wreck

Brenda puffy is a huge fweck and he likes chips and nintendo.

by wolfgangtoys September 18, 2009

FWMO

"Friends Who Missed Out"

The Friends who liked each other but didn't do anything about it, and now it's too late...

Karen: Ever since stan got with Sally, Mary's been a wreck.

Carol: she should of told him how she felt, instead of holding it in... Now they are just FWMO on something great.

by stanleythemanlygirl January 18, 2010

FWLM

The acronym form of "Fuck Windows Live Messenger". If you'd used Windows Live Messenger for many many years, so when you gave it up because of its' errors, ads etc. this is the best expression to explain your current feelings.

-Hey dude where are you? Hurry, come to messenger, your girl's online!
-FWLM! I'm on Skype.

by kaleci oyuncu November 1, 2010

fwin

1. to Fail so hard that it becomes a Win; something ridiculous, pointless and/or accidental that turns out well, or at least cool 2. an act so stupid that it's actually impressive 3. when one person's Fail is another person's Win 4. a Failed attempt at one thing that leads to a Win at something else; a mistake that works out in the end; to make such a mistake

1. Man orders size 14.5 shoe, company sends him size 1450.
EPIC FWIN!

2. Man thinks his house is being robbed, swallows his 200 piece coin collection to keep it safe. Fail: He wasn't really being robbed; Win: He was able to swallow 200 coins

3. Woman tries to shame her bf in public by threatening to break up with him; he actually breaks up with her

4. Chocolate chip cookies were invented when a baker ran out of chocolate powder, so instead broke pieces of baker's chocolate into the dough, thinking it would turn the dough chocolate; the most iconic cookie in the world was made by accident.

by Captain Nimbus December 18, 2012

Fwaf

Fapping with a friend(s)
Friends using tools of sexual pleasure on each other

I spent my days off fwafing

You can come over later and we can fwaf

by Whats your handle May 27, 2016

FWB

Friends with benefits like sending nudes, down to fuck, with out relationship commitment

Down to be FWB’s?

by BigFacts💯 October 2, 2018

the fwoyz noogz

A collection of terms associated with, and often used for the same exclamatory reasons as the fwoym. These terms include, but are not limited to: The Dow, Jonas, Bonus, Bronus, Faces, Places, Michael Fedele and Steve Davis.

Yo, Diga Dow. Yo, have you heard about the fwoyz noogz? You mean the real Steve Davis?

I'm about to Jonas myself; Jonas this Bonus.

Afwoym! The Faceplace? Oh, I'm really really great.

by SOTPhysicist December 1, 2010