Fucking gas man! 

The gas man gets blamed on everything (poor gas man!)

Die in Warzone? FUCKING GAS MAN!

internet goes down? FUCKING GAS MAN!

Manager leaves or some other bs happens at your workplace (such as the water heater breaking down) FUCKING GAS MAN!

Disposable vape runs out? FUCKING GAS MAN!

Southampton lose? FUCKING GAS MAN!

Electric for house goes out and the battery backup for the router runs out? (thankfully it hasn't yet) FUCKING GAS MAN!

Boiler doesn't work? FUCKING GAS MAN!

The enemy you kill on Warzone doesn't give you any deathchat? FUCKING GAS MAN!

You don't clip a warzone deathchat because of some shitty thing with your recording software? FUCKING GAS MAN!

Referee doesn't give the pen? FUCKING GAS MAN!

Hitler rants about something? FUCKING GAS MAN!

You miss the bus? Southampton lose? FUCKING GAS MAN!

Southampton lose? FUCKING GAS MAN!

Fucking gas man! by Jack Spank9049 August 27, 2022

Fucking Red 

The deep shade of red bitches set their generic ceiling LEDs to when they want dick. Not to be utilized when your boys are sliding over to chill.

“Bro I went to her crib and she had the lights on Fucking Red, shi was wraps from the get go. Broke her back immediately.

Fucking Red by brodoman September 29, 2022

Fucking goddamn it fuck 

OH I STUBBED MY FUCKING TOE

FUCKING GODDAMN IT FUCK I STUBBED MY FUCKING TOE

Fucking goddamn it fuck by Garfielddidntkillhimself December 19, 2022

Fucking the Gun 

Fucking the Gun is a term used for an unnecessary sex scene that doesn’t progress the plot and is just there for the sex appeal of the audience.

Person 1: Hey, did you *insert title here*?

Person 2: No, I didn’t. Did anything interesting happen?

Person 1: I don’t know, I stopped watching after they Fucking the Gun halfway through.

Fucking the Gun by Xfabkmor March 8, 2023

Fucking Hell 

it means how on earth did u that

fucking hell john HOW DID U FUCK EVERYTHING UP USING ONLY A FUCKING SPATULA YOU TWAT

Fucking Hell by JOHN HOW HAVE YOU DONE THAT March 30, 2023

fucking the wheel

Eating milk and cookies, or any combination thereof. In doing so one is "fucking the wheel" in acknowledging that it is actually milk and cookies which together make man's greatest invention.

Person 1: "Hey bro, what'd you do for Thanksgiving?"
Person 2: "Not much, spent an hour fucking the wheel - right in front of my grandma."
Person 1: "Nice! You let her join in right?"

fucking the wheel by Vinternet November 15, 2007

fucking losers

the stupid fucks that have other people's definitions removed from this website, after people take their time and effort to submit them in an attempt to get them more widely known and used across the world

This definition is going to get sent to quality control by some cocksucking faggot fucking loser.

Yeah, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

fucking losers by EAT MY COCK February 17, 2004