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C.R.A.F.T

C.R.A.F.T meaning:

Can't Remember A Fucking Thing.

Used when you have that moment when you keep forgetting things people have said to you.
Aaah for Fuck sake I keep having a C.R.A.F.T moment.
by The-Twitching-Peanut January 12, 2006
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FTW

Acronym for "For The Wolf", coined by Amir Blumenfeld of CollegeHumor's "Jake and Amir". Amir got Jake a wolf as a holiday present, then got a collar "for the wolf" the next year.
Jake: "What is that?"
Amir: "It's a collar"
Jake: "For what?"
Amir: "For the wolf! For FTW."
Jake: "I don't have the wolf anymore, okay?"
Amir: "For the, it's FTW. For the wolf."
Jake: "The wolf's dead. They euthanized it in my apartment. You wanna dig it up? For the wolf?"
Amir: "...for the epic wolf"
by Xtreme2252 August 9, 2010
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Related Words
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ftn

acronym for "For the Night"
Easy way of ending a convo

Thats it, i'm fecked, am out ftn.
by MAD33 April 22, 2010
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FTLOGTOTC!

Internet acronym slang for "For The Love Of God, Think Of The Children" Originated in an internet nation simulation game, Cybernations as the name of a 'No Nukes' treaty. Has now evolved to be used in any situation.
"Jen got so wasted last night. As a single mother, you'd think she'd be more responsible than that."

"FTLOGTOTC!!!"
by Genau October 6, 2007
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ftho

Acronym for "fuck the hell off"; used during text messages or online.
Lee: What is your problem?! Do you REALIZE how mean that was??

Sammy: i have freedom of speech so ftho.
by whatupitsme September 5, 2009
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FTCW

For the Chicken Wing!

When food (savoury) is spectacularly awesome - akin to All You Can Eat Chicken Wing Specials- this abbreviation is applicable.

Used only on Facebook status's, and not to be uttered in Real Life.
Dude: Those ribs I ate last night were totally FTCW!
by shamfamfofam July 18, 2010
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FTW

"Fancy Twat Water."

The 'water' that comes from a girl, mostly known as vaginal lubrication. The production increases significantly during sexual arousal.

Commonly mistaken for "Finger That Whore." or "Follow the Waterfall."

Originated from Doug Loves Movies ep786
by Iammchriss August 16, 2014
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