best friend

You know when you are best friends when you get drunk together after the kids fall asleep and watch porn together.

When you ask your best friend to feel your legs if they are smooth enough for the guy you are seeing tonight.

When your best friend holds your eye lids open so wont you fall asleep.

Casi: Youre my best friend?

Haha, I cant think of any of examples

by Mmalita February 28, 2009

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Beat-friend

A friend you constantly hurt with hitting or kicking, or any form of physical pain/ usually not abusive, as the other friend is okay with it, and it may be a type of inside joke

"yeah, Johnny, he's my beat-friend, he doesn't mind it, though, it's our thing"

by antisocialphan January 12, 2017

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Guy best friend

A man you meet somewhere and grow close to with zero romantic feelings, but soon enough you’ll be swept off your feet with his dreamy eyes and bedazzling smile. Most likely right after telling him and all you friends you’d never catch feelings.

“My guy best friend is so sweet I love him, oh shit... do I?”

by Badbitchbebad September 21, 2019

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Gay But Not Gay Best Friend

A friend so close, you can send nudes and they'll either compliment you in a way that's uplifting, and not sexual, or they'll make fun of you because they're an asshole. The will talk about the guys you talk to, and act like they want in their pants, bends most of them want in your pants. It's a balancement for you. Your gay but not gay best friend, would reply to a random person who attempts to get with you, or they would reply to nudes someone random has sent you. They will probably roast you from time to time because of the mistakes you've made. Which friends don't remind other friends of their mistakes, but a gay but not gay BEST friend will, so perhaps you'll be reminded, and learn from the mistakes you've made. If one of your exes that cheated on you tries to get back with you... you're gay but not gay best friend will confront him, so you don't have to say anything. A gay but not gay best friend, is a friend for life. Cherish them, and call them an asshole from time to time. Can also be pronounced (Not Gay But Gay Best Friend)

My Gay But Not Gay Best Friend told my ex to fuck off, and suck on a STD infested clit.

by _Foogle_Fish_ July 25, 2016

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Best Internet Friend

Best Internet Friend (BIF); BIF is someone more like a Bestfriend or a close friend but on the internet.

This friendship is likely more loyal, genuine and trustworthy because of the distances both individuals have from one another and the only medium to interact they have is the Internet.

He/she is my best internet friend.
You are one of my best internet friend.

by urbannm December 17, 2017

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