crank that forrest gump

to sit on a bus stop bench and tell complete strangers your life story and then ejaculate all over their face

when she sat down beside him, the homeless man proceeded to crank that forrest gump

by austingale March 8, 2008

foreskins on toast

Classic GI and prison chow line dish consisting of dried chipped beef in cream sauce poured over toasted light bread. The name seems to have originated in the U. S. Navy during World War Two. Intact sailors were "strongly encouraged" by Naval doctors and corpsman to undergo adult circumcisions for "hygienic" and "health" reasons. Apparently it was believed then (and to some extent now) that circumcised men have lower rates of infection with sexually transmitted disease during unprotected sex, and since horny sailors will often do reckless things when on shore leave (and more discreetly when on board ship) the age old religious rite of clipping the cod was vigrously promoted as a newflangled "scientific" solution for an age old military problem. Given the reputation for navy food anyway, and the obvious surplus of extra "meat" available, it is not surprising why the name stuck, and became somewhat legendary. The dish, though, is quite distinct from shit on a shingle.

I hear Kilroy got clipped. Looks like we're having foreskins on toast again.

by A. Hick July 24, 2006

forrest

A Kind Man that is very helpful to the people around him. Gets along with many girls because he is also a person with a HUGE penis.

Forrest: Here, let me carry your books for you.

Nicole: Oh thank you, but I am in ever debt after what you gave to me last night!

by A DutchMan October 28, 2010

foreskin restoration

What you do when you find out later in life doctors have destroyed your penis by circumcising you after birth. It is simply undoing what the doctor did (uncircumcising). There are 2 ways to restore foreskin: The Surgical or Non-Surgical (best option) method. Research it if you wish.

Circumcision is flawed and doctors are ignorant about it. It may mess up the Mother/Father to son bond. During circumcision, doctors sever a nerve off, causing your future sex experience to not be as good. It has NOT been proven that circumcision prevents STD's, urinary track infection, or any other myths doctors have put out there. Oh, and there are many, many myths out there. Having foreskin is not-not clean. All you do is pull back your foreskin in the shower and clean it. Are Americans too lazy to do this?

I certainly wouldn't do that to my son when he's born. Its his decision if he wants it done or not, not the parents', doctor's or nurse’s. Is circumcising your child really necessary? Nah people.

Foreskin restoration is the way to go if you are unhappy about being sexually mutilated.

by Eugene Wilkinson September 5, 2008

Forrest

An honest guy who is very hard to get.( tall, dark, and handsome)

Man, Forrest is hard to get, he's been asked out so many times!

by zmk April 13, 2009

f0rest

An amazing sweden counter-strike player, probably one of the top players today. His names also go by iZnogouD or f0restwOw~ and is part of team fnatic.

*DEAD* roccat plastE : ns
*DEAD* roccat ruuit : ns
*DEAD* fnatic.f0restwOw~ : thanks noob

by btN-_- March 31, 2010

Steve Forrest

The new drummer of the band Placebo. Noted for being more than a decade younger than the other two current members; for his elaborate tattoos, and for his drumming technique. The ex-drummer of the band Evaline, and also known in Florence É Florentino.
Steve, although a drummer, is known to sing and play guitar.

"Have you seen Steve Forrest? Apparently Abercrombie make people now!" *yayz*

Norm one: "Look at the tattoos on that!"
Norm two: "Look at the sticks on that!"
Placebo diehard: "That's because he's Steve Forrest."

by i_spy_bri_pie June 9, 2009