Fatherinnit

Husband to Motherinnit. Father to Tommyinnit.

“Fatherinnit I’m streaming”

by Fatherinnit June 23, 2021

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Father

I don’t know, mines went to buy milk but didn’t come back when I was a baby , so I can’t finish this definition. So go ask yours oh wait he’s gone too, well good luck finding the definition that will be hard to find (aka: impossible)

Teacher: your mother and father had sex together to make you
Student: what’s a father

by Pewsikelasagna November 25, 2021

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Midnight farter

A person that farts in midnight.

SuperDad:Did YOU fart last midnight?
SuperMom:Yup.4 hours in counting.
SuperDad:Get away from me YOU MIDNIGHT FARTER!!!!!!!!

by Shaka laka BOOM BOOM January 9, 2010

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Ganj Father

A slang/code name for a a drug dealer. a Shortened phrase of "Ganja Father", more literally meaning Marijuana Father.

Dude, our stash is looking pretty dry. We better pay a little visit to the Ganj Father.

by UKNOWMESON January 26, 2010

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church farter

one who let's loose a silent but deadly in the house of god, nearly killing every single parishioner with in a 10 pew radius.

son: do i have to go to church? the church farter is in full effect.

father: sorry, that was me last time

son: o yea mom made cabbage.

by seriously123? November 5, 2010

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Jizz Farter

One who loves to be sodomized (preferably by frat brothers). As a result, when they flatulate soon after the sodomy occurs (it occurs often i'm sure) they fart jizz. The jizz comes out in a brownish hue because it has been residing in ones colon.

frat guy 1: "Look bro, I think Logan just shit himself?"

frat guy 2: "But why is it white and translucent?"

frat guy 1: " AHHH he must a Jizz Farter."

by theoriginalJF April 25, 2011

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