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Found Family

I finally have a found family
(Pronounced: I started playing Dungeons & Dragons)
by One-nerdy-person February 19, 2022
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family shirt

when a girl is wearing a friend's shirt, gives a guy a handjob, and manages to get the jizz on her shirt.
"WHAT?! he jizzed on your shirt? that is a FAMILY SHIRT! my brother's gonna kill me..."
by panda85 September 5, 2009
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Family Window

A program on a computer screen, usually a word processing document that someone switches to when a family member enters the room. This is most often a cover-up when someone is actually browsing a website of pornographic nature.
Dude, I can hear mom's footsteps! Switch from Filthy Farm Animals to the Family Window!
by afronova May 16, 2008
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Family-Feuding

To destroy a family on the game Family-Feud. Results from losing family could result in crying, depression, and nightmares.
The Powell family just got done Family-Feuding the Morrison family.
by The Andrew p March 27, 2015
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Family barbeque

A term coined in the early 1920s that expressed ones interaction with another family. In order to fulfill a family barbeque one must chow down on the sister’s pussy for breakfast, have a serving of dick from the brother, and have dinner with the rest of the family like it never happened. A family barbeque can also be performed on a mother and father, son and mother, etc; as long as it is a pair of family members. If you so happen to have a family barbeque with a gay couple it is then known as the indoor family barbeque.
Dude ya know the Johnsons that live down the street on Willow Creek? I had the most amazing family barbeque with em!
by SecretCheeks June 7, 2018
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Family Guy

A 1999 sitcom television series created by Seth MacFarlane which features a variety of redesigned and renamed Simpsons characters making pop-culture references in plots so mundane, the writers get bored and interject gags which have no relevance to plot.
by McDaddy's Big Patties March 13, 2019
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Family wagon

Where a guy fists a girl and stick two fingers in the asshole. Kind of like a family wagon, ya know room all 7! Maybe a dog if ya lucky.
I gave her the full family wagon bro!
by freaky niquey December 1, 2017
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