Chopstick English

This is when an Asian pertucularly a Chinese person speaks English with a Asian accent.

Dad: I couldn't understand a word that man was saying.
Son: Thats because his Asian accent is really thick.
Dad: I really can't understand chopstick English.

by Yukov Lukich 333 July 19, 2017

victory for the english

Hooking up with a girl at any social event, it could be at a dance or even the movies.

Tom: So did you get with anyone tonight?
Steve: Let's just say that there was victory for the english.
Tom: Nice work man.

by The.Bear February 12, 2010

AP English

AP English and Comp. consists of:

PROSE ANALYSIS AND RHETORICAL DEVICES.

Virginia Woolfe has the used excellent parallelism, imagery and anaphora to convey her feelings to the reader. She's so AP English!

by Marialejandra July 12, 2007

American English

A different (Read wrong) system of spelling the English language used by citizens of the United States who cannot be bothered to learn the correct spelling of simple words.

usually involves missing out letters, switching the order or just using the complete wrong word

closest comparison can be asking a small child to spell a word and making a dogs ears of it.

English spellings: Colour, Centre, Honour, Draught

American English spellings: Color, Center, Honor, Draft

by Steve168762 November 7, 2010

The Smelly English Muffin

Taking a stick of butter and shoving it in a girls vagine, waiting for the butter to melt and drip on to a piece of bread or preferably an english muffin then feeding it to the girl.

Corey: Hey Sarah wanna go grab a bite to eat
Sarah: No thanks im already full from when Mark gave me the Smelly English Muffin this morning

by Sashco Mitev October 8, 2008

the girl in my english class

she is so gorgeous that you can't say anything to her face. you don't look at her directly as if she were the sun. she enjoys things you find interesting, yet you have a hard time talking to her. she bumps into you, you say sorry, but she keeps walking and you're left feeling a bit disappointed. she's smart, funny, and has an edge but also looks so soft that you want to swim in her eyes and braid her hair. you yearn for her touch, but you've hardly spoken to her all year. if you do talk to her, you can't tell where her heart lies. you ask yourself how you can determine if she likes you. you never will know unless you ask, thus you perish.

you: oh my god the girl in my english class is so gorgeous i can't anything to her face, 'cause look at that face
friend: lol dude just talk to her
you: ok but that requires words coming out of my lips to form coherent sentences
friend: it's not that hard, look here she comes
you: guess i'll die
friend: then perish

by thanks! February 3, 2018

AP english

A great opportunity for personal growth. Despite what these critics say, it is very gooooood.

All your grades are belonging to me.

by Chris G: Unibrowed P-I-M-P January 12, 2005