Eddy

A very shy person, both emo and pastel. Obsesses over many fandoms such as Hamilton and Panic! At The Disco. Afraid of: People, darkness and phone calls. An Eddy has a slight obsession with ice cream and apples.

“Hey Eddy, you wanna do something?”
“Not if it’s around people”

“Eddy, what dis you do this weekend?”
“Listened to Hamilton”

by IObsessOverSmallThing May 18, 2018

Eddie

Eddie is a fucking weirdo. He’s a liar, and he’s a two faced person. NEVER BE FRIENDS WITH AN “Eddie” or never date an Eddie .

Eddie always CAPPIN.

by It’s true that I’m the best July 26, 2020

eddie g

A mans with big toasted brown hands and a 30 foot peni

I don’t play it like Shaggy, you’ll know that shit was me because after I hit it she’ll b like

Oooohhh Eddie G

by Coldshaktitty December 6, 2017

Country boy eddy

Verb; to take a shit at work

“Hey guys I’ll be right back, I’m gonna go take a country boy eddy”

by Morbidleobese December 16, 2021

eddie puss

Alternate phrase for "Mother Fucker", usually used as proper name.

"You dented my car? Thank you very much, eddie puss!"

"I tried to make it on time, but some eddie puss cut me off at the exit, and I had to drive the long way around.."

by Chetmo June 28, 2008

eddie pittman

the bald mf that gives notes while thinking about the girls on his soccer team

Dude eddie pittman is a pedo

by Ownenreddie dededdie pittman March 12, 2019

eddie

Eddie is someone you wish you could slap your cock on

god I wish Eddie was here right now, my nuts are blue

by lucyluke12 March 28, 2022