wet eddie

the act of sticking your finger in your ass while jerking off

I thought he was just jerking off then I realized he was giving himself a wet eddie.

by chicken necker April 4, 2014

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eddie

sussy baka

eddie’s a sussy baka

by biggestlardarse May 22, 2021

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Most likely the future of food on earth and on Mars. Probably save your life. One a day Definitely keeps the doctor away. McDonald’s is very afraid that it won’t be able to co-exist with Teddie Eddie’s. Probably the in between Heaven and hell. Probably make you rich. Probably make you live forever. Probably shoot-in dice with Jesus in Heaven. Buns of gold. Started in the 315 passed the Moon straight to Mars. Up front at the welcome because Women love it, guys wanna be it. Probably a superhero, the kids said it. Make you feel like you’re racing a bunch of mental turtles. Higher than top shelf floatin in a bucket. Ice cream make you feel like cryotherapy. Cookies make a monster. Inclusive line Whole got nothing left out. Just a Clean unprocessed delicious decision.

What we eating tonight? Sheesh, If it ain’t Teddie Eddie’s we ain’t eatin!

by Teddie Eddie November 25, 2021

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Eddie

Mascot for English metal legends Iron Maiden. Theres a different iteration of him on almost all of their 16 (soon to be 17) studio album covers.

Bruce: Did you hear Iron Maiden is releasing their 17th studio album Senjutsu on September the 3rd?
Dave: The new Eddie on the cover is a samurai! Kick-ass, dude!
Steve: Up the Irons!!!!

by Menacing Name August 15, 2021

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eddy de pretto

Eddy de pretto is a french singer

I really like Eddy de pretto

by sigigirl37 June 5, 2021

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Eddie's Low syndrome

Eddie low from Gta 4 is a serial killer psycho rapist, he encounter our MC Niko acting as he was friendly, kind, and a great person. When in reality he's the most despicable asshole-shit human you can ever meet. That's what a Eddie's Low syndrome. Any person who shows up as a kind, but in reality they're trash human.

Look at that vegan activist, she have Eddie's low Syndrome. Acting so kind and gentle. Last day I saw that bitch yell edat her daughter and slapped so hard she bleed, just for eating a chicken nugget

by GoliaithNate February 11, 2024

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