Evan

A simp who can't get any pussy whatsoever

"Look at Evan trying to pick up that girl"
"What a fuckin' simp"

by Simp_Lord March 2, 2020

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evan

evan is one of the biggest greasiest simps known to man. he will leave you for the wife all the time. he’s known for face timing his girlfriend while playing cod with the boys. he likes weird videos about old men spanking their cock. he’s a very special individual, but if you ever have a friend named evan. just make sure you don’t get him a girlfriend cause you will never see him again.

joe “dude, did that guy really ditch the boys for his girl?”

jack “yeah, he is a total EVAN”

by sillywillybilly May 30, 2020

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Evan Murray

Gay.

“Look at that kid, he looks like an Evan Murray.”

by I_Wumbo November 3, 2020

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Evandarious

Evandarious is a great person who plays the guitar, is incredibly smart, and has a nice personality. They always stick they're necks out for friends and are incredibly funny. They are married to a robot who has a kind heart and has affairs with the robot's wife. Evandarious can quote every line of Spaceballs and can sing every unknown song ever created. They constantly play on the switch and are amazing at super Mario maker. Usually on a boat that he's driving. Evandarious has seen all comedy shows and can quote those too. They can cook/bake amazing food. They randomly own land in other countries and have amazing faces that can make you die laughing. 😜🧐😏

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVANDARIOUS IS MY BOI!!!!!!!!!! IM SO LUCKY TO HAVE HIM. I USED TO BE A LONELY ROBOT, BUT NOW I HAVE MY EVANDARIOUS!!!!!!!!!

by 2ndhermione October 11, 2020

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