Donkey kick

A close relative of the donkey punch; equally as degrating. This can be accomplished by:

1. Mount the female from behind. Her rear end must be up and face flat on the bed (bonus points for dirt/concrete).

2. Though sodomy is prefered, place your penis in either hole.

3. Place your foot on her head and begin intercourse. (bonus points for foot in the mouth)

"After bringing Jen home from the bar, I was able to get her naked and on her knees. From there I had to make a decision: donkey punch or donkey kick."

by Stunna#1 November 22, 2003

donkey punch

when you hit your girlfriend in the back of her head with a toaster.

My girl and I were talking and stuff in the kitchen, and I got the nerve up to donkey punch her after making toast.

by Titts McGeee September 25, 2007

Donkey Hunting

"Donkey Hunting" refers to the act that women attempt or succeed in when pursuing a "donkey". A donkey is any man who is any one of or multiples of the following:
- looks dumb
- generally tall
- has pluggish qualities or engages in pluggish acts
- has a loser job or is unemployed
- has no immediate future
- acts like a douchebag

Friend #1: Hey have you seen where the girls went?

Friend #2: Not a clue. Best guess... they're over by the bar looking for any donkey who will buy them a beer and feed them a cheap line. Classic donkey hunting.

Friend #1: Oh true, makes sense, after all, they are all whures

by bigron0797 July 27, 2011

donkey penis

Eddie Murphy
Will scream in your ear

Will scream donkey penis in your ear

by Maroon Curdle March 11, 2018

Donkey Chops

A person who hasn't the ability to make sense.

A person who over-engages in incessant chatter.

Oh no, here comes Donkey chops!

by Stew October 10, 2004

Donkey Penis

The penis of a Donkey.

Wow that Donkey Penis was huge.

by Dixie's finest May 23, 2018

donkey years

Many, long years; a long time spanning 2 or more years. Used when those years felt long.

Wow thats gonna take donkey years to finish

by Bri.P. October 20, 2010