dapper john

Dapper John is a legendary south Augusta Paremedic with the hair to prove it

That is one dapper John

That... is... dapper john

by Turtle907 February 10, 2017

diaper whore

A stupid old grandma with a saggy pussy

Betsy you're a stupid diaper whore.

by BB691269 April 11, 2017

disperncers

A word used to describe a Canadian.

Those filthy Canadians are disperncers.

by Pilncil November 19, 2017

Diaper Sniper

A man or woman who molests childten

Did you hear about that child who was molested on the news?
So horrible,freaking diaper snipers!

by Missa Anne April 23, 2018

dipped twinkie

Having deep vaginal sex until a girl orgasms and coats your entire penis with her cum. And just before you finish, she deep throats you and swallows your cum as well as the residue of her own wetness.

Baby, I know you don't like sweets, but here's a Dipped Twinkie. I promise It's sugar-free.

by MyBratsJerk February 19, 2018

diaperactive

Being a restless infant, especially one with frequent bowel movements.

Her newborn is diaperactive; she has changed a lot of diapers since it was born.

by smjgJsbjgsm September 2, 2018

dapper weed

A hand picked quality of grade A marijuana. That is manicured too it’s top state of being.

I smoke dapper weed.

by Good weed, Exotic weed, June 9, 2019