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Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

A name fitting those who do stuff like going outside in the winter without a coat and complain about how cold it is.
George: When I jumped in the ocean no one told me I was gonna get soaked!
Joe: you Ding Dong Doofus Fuck
by Incognito_Man January 11, 2021
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fuggin ding donger

when you fuggin and the ding does the donger and wink wonker all of the snogger of floggers and ploggers about converse
by Kveta October 13, 2022
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Finger ding

To unnecessarily fondle, touch or otherwise molest something. Especially so.ething you shoukdnt be touching anyhow.
Why do you have to finger ding all the donuts, just grab one.
by Chingo Dingo June 21, 2024
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Ding Fong Ling

Used to describe someone as a stereotypical Chinese man, usually depicted as a rice farmer. Use this whenever you are insulting ANYONE from Asia.
guy from asia: hallo!
Everyone : NO FRICKING WAY IS THAT DING FONG LING?
by ThatFellaSpear July 23, 2025
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Ding-dong

A drink that restaurant servers share after a busy and stressful rush. Usually a small serving of a creamy stout like Guinness, drank quickly like a shot. It's purpose is to force the staff to take a step back from their tasks, meet up at the bar, take a quick drink and resume service with a clearer head and renewed comraderie.
"Ding-Dong! Meet up at the bar in 30 seconds for a team building exercise!"
by WIZORD666 August 11, 2014
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Dinging

The act of dropping stones or heavy objects down onto vehicles from above, like assholes. Which is considered a "prank" but is technically attempted murder, because this can obviously kill people (it has, and it's sad, very sad)
Those kids like to go Dinging, but if you see them call the police, before they kill someone!
by Beauty Of Mesozoic October 3, 2025
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Ding Bong

n: A butt.
My ding bong is itchy.
by Spengler August 28, 2012
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