detention

a school punishment, whereby a student is detained for a certain period of time. in detention, you might write lines, clear gum from under the table, read, write an essay, or stare out of the window whilst regretting what you had done to get detention in the first place. why might i get detention? cheating, talking, laughing, chewing gum, eating in class, throwing things around the room etc.

stay out of that detention room. its not fun. take my word for it.

teacher- i have had enough you’ve just bought yourself 2 months of after school detention!
student- not again sirr
teacher-would you like one more?

student- no
teacher- what was that?
student- no…sir

by iconic queen goes dancing August 7, 2023

Dementioning

When a person (Frances) speaks on an event that never even happened

When Frances opened her dementioning mouth earlier this week about someone telling her to carry her 4 pound golf bag 20 feet to the golf carts.

by Realnom August 27, 2023

dementioner

Someone who is most likely going to become a future dementia patient. Can also mean someone who doesn’t really care about anything to remember the little things

“She is forgot that my birthday was today. She is such a dementioner”

by SerenaAngelonia March 8, 2025

Detroit detention

The act of hog-tying a female in bondage, usually over an exercise ball with her ass in the air, ball-gagging her, and spanking her while telling her how worthless she is until her will to fight is broken and she tickles all over the place.

If you talk to me like that again I'm going to give you Detroit detention!

by Dump truck December 6, 2016

erection defection

When an erection becomes so hard it won't go down until you do something about it

Yooo broo..... I got an erection defection last night..

by Pp erectus July 9, 2019

Erection defection

When you've sniffed something a little bit much

Ah shit! I got an erection defection babe!

by Sesh legend inguani August 25, 2019

mammoth detention

one detention after the other for different purposes

zimbardo : i didn’t do the homework due last night so now i have an after school detention

milgram : no way me too! but i forgot that we have a quiz today and i skipped the lesson

zimbardo : you realise you’re going to get another detention for that now, don’t you?

milgram : i hate mammoth detentions!!

by alevelpsychbeast June 18, 2022