Dairy Prince

The homosexual restaurant chain and nephew of Dairy Queen. Their food/drink items are often named after famous gays and lesbians, such as the "Ellen Melon". Their hottest dessert dish is of course, the banana split, served with small or large bananas to cater to one's liking. Jello shaped like boobs is popular among females. Employees commonly play awesome music from artists such as Village People, Gloria Gaynor and the Boys Town Gang. There's also a special "Fri-gay Movie Night", showing films such as Brokeback Mountain and various other gay ones I haven't heard of. Many places frequently get robbed.

This could also be used as slang for calling someone gay, but nobody would understand what that means.

I was walking downtown the other day and came across a Dairy Prince. As I am not gay, and didn't want to converse with the numerous Dairy Princes inside, I went to Dairy Queen instead. Upon getting home, I listened to some Pantera and watched The History of the World: Part I.

by retsaM etaN June 28, 2008

DailyMailitus

DailyMailitus - A common disease which is endemic amongst the middle-classes of England, mainly infecting housewives and is normally caused by reading and believing what's published in the Daily Mail newspaper (the disease can also be contracted by coming into close contact with an infected person(s)).
Symptoms of the illness usually include some or all of the following; Heightened levels of ignorance, a total lack of tolerance towards foreigners, an inclination to blame everything on immigrants, negative views how the country is being run and a tendency to sensationalise fairly unimportant issues.

In order to cure DailMailitus the suffer must stop reading the Daily Mail immediately and go on a strict diet of 'the truth' and 'hard facts'

Lady 1 - "Did you hear Sheila at the PTA meeting on Thursday? She was complaining about hoodie-wearing immigrants stealing all the local jobs and causing global warming."

Lady 2 - "Oh not again. The kids went back to school two week's ago so she's had a lot of spare time to catch DailyMailitus"

by Alkebab March 22, 2007

Daishkin

The act of munching haggis while playing a trombone (just like harold from neighbours) as you dump on a chicks chest.

Did you hear Preston? Rageeb daishkined Catherine last night, she loved it so much she queefed.

by Mr Arsechard April 16, 2007

dairy air

Common misspelling of the French word derrière which refers to the buttocks.

Don't be hating because my derrière (dairy air) is bigger than yours.

by krazykid933 August 29, 2010

Dairy pillow

See also breast, tits, knockers, fun bags, and hooters.

Damn, I wanted to milk her dairy pillows!

by The Esquire December 10, 2004

daily dirty grind

(dey-lee dur-tee grahynd, IPA: deɪli dɜrti graɪnd)
(ground or grinded)

-verb, noun
1. To masturbate while performing "the boring mundane parts of everyday life.
A daily monotonous job or task.

Being caught in slow moving commuter traffic." daily grind

-verb, noun
2. The daily or near-daily masturbation one performs, sometimes done with boredom.

Origin: I was brushing my teeth thinking it would be more fun to brush my teeth if I were masturbating.

Speaker 1: Dude, you should totally try out daily dirty grinding. I daily dirty ground when I made some eggs and bacons. It's so hard, 'cause you can only use one hand!

Speaker 2: Ugh, that's gross, man! How could you cook your food when you're jacking off? You don't splooge in your eggs?

If Speaker 2 wasn't grossed out...

Speaker 2: Dude, use your head. You can jack off without using hands.

by notreadyforLenny December 8, 2010

Daily Bread

Early 1900s slang for a working man's daily salary.

With the amount of daily bread I make, its just enough to support my family.

by Some Guy 343 December 15, 2013