Dirty Discount

The act of getting a great discount for walking around barefoot in Santa Cruz and being disgusting, while the store clerk feels sorry for you.

*Jenn* How'd you get that bag for such a cheap price Dani?
*Dani* Just the dirty discount babbby!

by 144 July 10, 2010

Scavonian Dissonance

A description for when the text (or writer) of a story actively asserts facts of character or circumstance that are, in actuality, false to majority of audience members.
Derived from: Character - Tom Scavo (Desperate Housewives)

"I'm really confused by this tv show" - "Why" - "We're supposed to believe he's a nice guy but he's treating his wife like shit. The scavonian dissonance is giving me a migraine!"

by BeverlyAnne January 28, 2015

Perspectorial distortion

When a girl looks good from a distance but as the girl gets closer you realize that your previous notion was false. (Also know as P.D.)

When you see that girl from a distance and is like damn shes hot, but when she gets close you notice 5 warts on her face and an abnormally lopsided set of breast. You say "damn that was some major P.D.(Perspectorial distortion )".

by Goldenshot1000 November 8, 2015

Thot disease

When a girl or guy swallows cum multiple times over a course of time that it causes one to get a sore throat.

Sally: Damn it hurts to swallow, I definitely have thot disease!

Brittney: Damn, how much dick you been sucking lately Sally?

by pagina December 11, 2017

moon disease

Temporary condition primarily caused by sitting on wicker or cane chairs leaving matching circular indentations on the skin after prolonged exposure. Variants involve skin creases after prolonged sleeping or clothing items leaving similar impressions.

Sitting on that wicker chair all morning gave my legs some serious moon disease!

by vertov September 27, 2018

nigga distance

When sitting close to a nigga you must be 6 inches away to not be gay.

Guy1: aye yo gimme some nigga distance

Guy2: aight my bad nigga

by ZAVVY February 25, 2019

Moopins disease

Moopins disease is a disease which results in loud, random, often unexpected outbursts that cannot be explained by any normal behavioural patterns.

Dude 1: What was that?
Dude 2: It’s ok, she has Moopins disease, she can’t control it.

by shelbsy February 24, 2021