Doing something regardless of your little to zero knowledge on the subject, refusing any kind of help or advice especially from women and younger people in order to appear smarter and more capable. Often the incompetence of the person performing the balkan dad action is exposed but any kind of feedback is discarded in an attempt to protect their fragile ego.
-Are you sure you know how to fix my chair? I can ask my friend to do it... I don't want you to balkan dad it again.
by kalivisuals March 29, 2021
Get the balkan dadmug. A so called man who is always making promises of when they'll come spend time with their child but never shows up even though they live 15 minutes away. Always has lame excuses to why they Never spend time with their child And only gives the bare minimum amount of financial help. Even though they know they can do more but choose to Leave everything to the mother.
Mom: When are you gonna spend time with ur son?
Deadbeat Dad: Oh i will next week. Monday! I promise.
NEXT WEEK....
Mom: Hello you never showed up to get ur son.
Deadbeat Dad: I was hanging with my friends all night and im to tired. I'll get him next week.
........Never shows up, has new excuses.
Deadbeat Dad: Oh i will next week. Monday! I promise.
NEXT WEEK....
Mom: Hello you never showed up to get ur son.
Deadbeat Dad: I was hanging with my friends all night and im to tired. I'll get him next week.
........Never shows up, has new excuses.
by Sickandtiredoftheselamedudes June 10, 2018
Get the Deadbeat Dadmug. A show that you watch at 1AM because nothing else is on and it repeats but you keep watching because it’s too early to masterbate and watch porn. Is occasionally funny and addictive to watch.
by SirNigelHarrisFookingtonThe3rd September 3, 2019
Get the American Dadmug. 3 or more men ejaculate into a bowl. The semen is then whisked up and poured into a lube bottle and said lube bottle is used on an unsuspecting victim. The loser is who ends up being the father.
Mike, Steve and James came over last night and played dad roulette with Jennifer from down the road.
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