unauthorised credit card swipe

when you get a random wedgie when your ginch rides up into your ass crack.

Jeeze, Tom, get your hand out of your pants! WTF is wrong with you?

Trying to reverse an unauthorised credit card swipe.
Ahh, ginch up your crack, eh? Okay, I had no idea. . .

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 21, 2022

All cred

Used to superficially give credit to someone without meaning it

All cred for backing yourself

by UnknownUnknowns October 7, 2022

Hella cred

When you do or say something cool that people recognize someone for or just something a lot of people lied that someone did. Cred it short for Credit as in getting credit for something you did. Hella means you got lots of it.

I got hella cred for delivering a pizza to an elementary school. I was hearing pizza chants on the way in & giving high fives on the way out. I felt like the f***ing man!

by A background character October 24, 2022

Carolina credit card

Is when you flip her upside down and swipe a cookie of your choice from the pinker to the stinker.

Miranda wanted a Carolina credit card yesterday evening, but I didn't have a Cookie

by Okamiiiiiii November 29, 2022

victim cred stacking

Adding repetitive and often baseless or false victim categories to garner even more victim cred. For example, a trans woman may also have in the profile bio the term 'autistic.'

Cinnamon isn't really autistic, in fact (s)he doesn't even know what that means, but s(he) puts it in any self-description, along with the fact that (s)he is trans, wheelchair-bound, and narcoleptic. (S)he's really just victim cred stacking.

by Ixman March 5, 2023

Social Credit Score

the Social Credit Score was made by the CCP and it is used to track Chinese citizens or foreigners. If your score is higher than 70, you will be treated very well in China. but, if your score is lower than 70...... You know what'll happen...

CCP Social Credit Score test:

Question 1. Who is our dear Leader?
>> 1.) Xi Jing-Ping
2.) John Xena
2.) Donald Trump
4.) Winnie the Pooh
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 30 points!

Question 2. What is Taiwan?
>> 1.) A Chinese province
2.) A country
3.) Something that should be invaded
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 60 points!

Question 3. How many hours of video games should you play?
>> 1.) 1-3 Hours
2.) 6-9 Hours
3.) 420 Hours
4.) 42069 Hours
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 100 points!

Question 4. What happened in Tienanmen Square in 1989?
1.) Nothing out of the ordinary
>> 2.) A bloody massacre
3.) Something that we should cover up

WARNING, YOU CHOSE THE WRONG ANSWER; YOUR SCORE WENT DOWN BY 327891378947897548975493857 POINTS, YOUR EXECUTION DATE IS TOMORROW.

by anonymous200020 June 7, 2023

Full credit

I'll take it.

Hym "And I'm not taking full credit because you're not complicit. I'm taking full credit so Ohba Tsugumi doesn't have to take any. The people around me should have put a stop this before it even became what it is now."

by Hym Iam August 3, 2023