Cream Pie

When You Eat A Pie Made Of Ejaculation

Cream Pie

by pussydestryer69696Mr.NiggerBot April 13, 2017

vaginal cream

Vaginal cream is used for the relief of vaginal symptoms such as dryness or itch.

She had a wicked pussy itch, so she put some vaginal cream on her vaginal regions.

by shayas21 June 1, 2005

Slut Cream

Another name for the semen/sperm/jizz gleefully deposited by males in or on a highly attractive but sexually promiscuous young female (slut/whore/fuckpig)

Yo Dawg! Donkey dicked Leroy and me banged the living shit out of that bubble-butt freak ho Tina from the 7-11 last night. Damn near tore the blond skank a new asshole before we drowned her in a quart of our thick greasy slut cream. Bitch looked like a snow cone when we blew our nigga nuts together over her cute 18 yr old bimbo face! Yo!

by purplemushroom April 16, 2008

arse cream sunday

the weekly tradition of filling your girls arse with as much cum as possible, and then having her force it out on to a spoon after which you feed it back to her before kissing her. if you can get a friend to help our you will of course acheive a double arse cream sunday. Sunday mornings are the traditional time to perform this act.

Dave and john gave me a double arse cream sunday before church, it tasted amazing, i can't wait til next sunday.

by dirty angel October 1, 2007

Clematis

pronounced /ˈklɛmətɨs/, from Ancient Greek klematis, a climbing plant, often periwinkle is a genus of mostly vigorous climbing lianas, with attractive flowers. When the pollen of this beautiful flower is snorted it can cause hallucinogenic effects.

Clematis is also known in the drug world and on the streets as "Vitamin C".

Vitamin C, or "the C", is a substance that affects the brain chemistry of the user: causing euphoria, the need to please guests, talking loudly, alertness in the face, increased energy, and the need to win party games.

"Pass me that Vitamin C", "I gotta get some Vitamin C, YO", "I hear Clematis is beautiful this time of year."

by vtamnClover May 25, 2009

Pussy Whipping Cream

When two lesbians put cream on their pussies and scissor so fast and hard that the cream gets whipped. The result of this is some fresh pussy-flavored whipped cream. An intense lesbian couple would actually lick the whipped cream off their partner's pussy.

Jane "Hey, wanna make some pussy whipping cream?"

Karly "what?"

Jane "You know, we can even lick it off each other's pussies!"

Karly "Okay, sounds like fun!"

by Midgettamer123 March 7, 2009

rough tough cream puff

One of the many, many priceless contributions from R. Crumb - perhaps passed along by this misanthropic genius from someone else. It refers to a male with a ferocious posture, threatening gaze and aggressive stance, but a guy who will actually cave in and whimper when faced down in earnest.

Her hero was in fact a rough tough cream puff: he would threaten others and put on a big show but somehow never managed to get into actual fights. He was big and belligerent but basically a coward.

by Byron Black July 11, 2007