A closet creeper is an sexual confused person. They normally will act heterosexual around peers, and often brag on the women or men that they have relationships with. Once alone, they have the total obligation to search for a partner who will give them they gay fantasy that they desire. A guy who is a closet creeper, will date multiple women, not his race and pay them for gay sexual favors done to him, kind of like a secret agreement. The woman normally complies if the price is right, and refers the creeper to her other friends.
Keisha, sorry that I was late, I was with my CC (Closet Creeper), he came by for the usual service and to drop off my payment.
by Groovious February 9, 2019
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The feature creeper is someone who, instead of settling with simple, predefined design and working around it, starts constantly adding stuff that weren't accounted for, cluttering the design with more and more features that may or may not be unnecessary(an act known as feature creep). Usually, they will not admit they've just commited a feature creep.
"I do not fear the feature creep, I embrace it! Yes, you can call me feature creeper, but that's just who I am!"
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Person 1: Creeper!
Person 2: Aww man
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Person 1: Creeper
Person 2: OK I'm coming to help
Person 1: no, you aren't my friend no more
Person 1: Creeper!
Person 2: Aww man
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Person 1: Creeper
Person 2: OK I'm coming to help
Person 1: no, you aren't my friend no more
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