Cousin-Hop

When you hop from one cousin to the next;
when one guy doesn’t work out and isn’t fit for a relationship, but his cousin is.

yo ngl i jus did this
f it we ball

Person: Did you seriously just cousin-hop?
Me: Yea, sorry not sorry

by urbandicitonaryhoe6 November 12, 2023

Cousincide

Cousin suicide

"He moved in with his cousin, the cousin committed cousincide; left him with nothing but cousincide, cousin suicide..."

by spaceunderscore November 23, 2023

Cousin Kisser

a person who dates their cousin; adj/noun

Thor is a cousin kisser with his cousin Annalee.

by Aztxc March 20, 2024

Cousin²

Auntie Alpha and Uncle 1 have children A,B,C

A,B,C are your cousins
1,2,3 are their opposite family cousins

You have no direct relation to 1,2,3 beside being your cousins' cousins
1,2,3 are cousins²

Your cousins' non familial cousin is your cousin²

by Ms Ter March 25, 2024

Cousin squared

Auntie Alpha and Uncle 1 have children A,B,C

A,B,C are your cousins
1,2,3 are their opposite family cousins

You have no direct relation to 1,2,3 beside being your cousins' cousins
1,2,3 are cousins squared (cousin²)

The non-related cousin of my cousin is my cousin squared

by Ms Ter March 26, 2024

Cousin squared

Auntie Alpha and Uncle 1 have child ABC

ABC is your cousin
123 is the opposite family cousin

You have no direct relation to 123 beside being your cousin cousin
123 is a cousin squared

What do you call your cousin's cousin?

Cousin squared

by Condescending Loser April 17, 2024

cousin

Cousin is a euphemism for menstruation. Instead of saying "period", girls often say "My cousin is here", or "My cousin has come", or sometimes "My cousin is visiting", to express the idea "I'm on my period".

Amanda: Girls, I can't hang out with you tonight. My cousin is here.
Sadie: Oh, sorry to hear that. You're having period cramps agaian?

Amanda: Yep. They'are killing me righg now.

by Sussie Q April 23, 2024