Cooper is the most amazing guy you will EVER meet. He is incredibly smart, funny, kind, blunt, and handsome. He acts like he dosen't give a fuck about but people think of him, but deep down he really does. He has a deep dark secret that he only let's a few people know. If you are lucky enough to learn this, don't tell ANYONE! For if you double cross a Cooper or hurt someone/something he really loves, he will make your life a living hell. He is usually really tall and in great shape, but he isn't good at sports. He is pretty lazy but will give 110% at something he really cares about. He has all the girls secretly crushing on him, but he only thinks about the one he really cares about. He just wants to fall in love and have a family. He typically loves his hometown and never wants to leave. He goes along with all the popular trends but doesn't really care for them. He is a realist and will always speak his mind, no matter who he hurts. He is super talented and has a lot of wierd and strange phobias. DON'T exploit these, for you will regret it. Coopers are huanted by the one baf thing they did in their past. You can always trust a Cooper. Never EVER let him out your life. He is one of the best poeple/boyfriend you will ever have/meet. He loves danger and has some anger issues. Coopers usually have some kind of disability. It takes some time to get to know him and he can come off a bit strong at first,but if you haven't found him yet, he is worth the wait.
Guy 1: Bro Cooper just hurt my feelings
Guy 2: That's okay that just means he likes you
Guy 2: He's awesome if you get to know him.
Guy 2: That's okay that just means he likes you
Guy 2: He's awesome if you get to know him.
by The_Meme_King_42 November 24, 2021
Get the Coopermug. cooper is the nicest person you'll ever meet. he's very handsome, with blonde hair and blue eyes. he never fails to make me smile without even trying. he saved my life and he doesn't even know it. he can make you feel like your the only person in the world, he's so special he has a special place in my heart. we barely even talk (I'm delusional btw) but when we do I can't stop smiling and staring into his ocean blue eyes. I could look at them for all eternity. he's truly one loveable boy.
by Jasmine Porter May 1, 2023
Get the coopermug. This guy has the biggest penis out there. He has all the ladies but more importantly the homies. Be warry a Cooper on the weekends is extremely homiesexual.
by Thatoneguywitha14inchcock March 6, 2023
Get the Coopermug. by Truthtruthtruthtruth August 20, 2022
Get the Coopermug. Mini Cooper is an adorable car with a fashionable driver behind the wheel. Unreliable but zippy, this vehicle may leave you stranded on the side of the highway but by God you will look fucking Euro trash cute with the hood up and your thumb out. Don’t talk bad about this car when you are within earshot because as soon as you do it will go all “Christine” on you, locking the doors and emitting numerous check engine lights that can only be cleared by the Gods at Mini Cooper themselves. Mini Coopers make you smile when you see them on the road because they are cute and you aren’t the one dealing with the constant headache of a BMW manufactured engine.
I saw a Mini Cooper broke down on the 80 and couldn’t get over the how perfectly symmetrical the racing stripes were.
by LynnyO September 25, 2020
Get the Mini Coopermug. He is a fucking spastick he has a giant manly cock, hes a midget and love amelia and want to such her little cammel toe
by big dicklinbo james July 17, 2022
Get the Kallan Cooper Hartmug. Cooper is a stunning tall guy with deep blue eyes. He is dirty blond hair that is a little wavy or curly. He has a beautiful body and a even beautifully dick. He hasn’t dated any body yet but the ladies love him. If your around him he’ll make u smile as big as the sun.
by Ilikelutzfloridakids February 1, 2021
Get the Cooper Greenmug.