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retard contest

When 2 or more idiot drivers compete to see who can make the most terrible and dangerous decisions in the shortest amount of time. Contests usually start when one driver sees another moving slightly faster than they are and goes full retard trying to catch up and overtake them. Typically this happens on interstates and in slow or congested traffic and is in pursuit of shaving 30 seconds off their commute at the expense of other drivers.
Slow down honey they are having a retard contest up there I don’t want to get involved.
by NastyHousewife July 10, 2023
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The Connect: Dejavu

An EP by MONSTA X that you should definitely listen to. The album consists of 7 songs. Jealousy, Destroyer, Fallin', Crazy in Love, Lost in the Dream, If Only, & Special. Once you listen to this album, you'll be just as obsessed with it as I am.
Person 1: Have you heard The Connect: Dejavu by MONSTA X?

Person 2: YES! it's one of my favorite mini albums by them!

STAN MONSTA X
by joohoney_my_honey October 8, 2023
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pro contact

Pro contact is a term that tends to float around the radqueer and radinclus community, it is referencing people who suffer with paraphilia's.

Someone who is pro contact believes that folks with paraphilia's such as pedophilia, zoophilia and necrophilia should be able to act on those thoughts without being reprimanded.

Someone who is anti contact is someone who supports folks struggling with paraphiliac thoughts but does not encourage them to act on those thoughts and often encourages people to seek psychiatric help.
James: "I'm pro contact!"
Emma: "Fuck you James."
by Ramsys October 13, 2023
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Mood Swing Connection

Is were your connection on Xbox Live changes every minute from good to bad. Typically happening when your playing Call of Duty.
Gosh, I have such a mood swing connection right now.
by 321Tylizzle October 3, 2011
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Spartan Staring Contest

A staring contest between two Spartans. It is indeed the most intense of staring contests.
"What are Leonidas and Chief doing?"
"Oh shit, that's a spartan staring contest, we should leave."
"Why?"
"Because you don't want to find out what happens when one of them loses..."
by SpartansNeverDie December 26, 2013
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Scibor's Conjecture

The notion hat if you have an original philosophical thought, there is a 90% chance some philosopher some number of centuries ago already coined that thought with his own name.
Matt: Yo dawg, you believe in God?
Dan: Nah bro, but I go to Church anyway just in case because then I go to heaven. I call it Dan's Clever Solution.
Matt: Bro that's Pascal's Wager right there tho dawg.
Dan: Shit, Scibor's Conjecture in action.
by urban_philospher December 24, 2016
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intense eye contact

You use the eyeballs that man-kind has provided to the human race to enable intense sight to occur.
The girl had stared at the boy with an intense eye contact.
by Blueberrygurl May 4, 2018
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