Card Condom

A "Card Condom" is a slang term for the soft plastic sleeve that sports card collectors use to protect their cards from damage. They are also used by many people who are down with trading card games due to the high value and rarity of some cards in play.
You just payed $600 for that Black Lotus card you bought online and you still insist on playing with it without using a card condom to protect it from all of the scratches caused by our wooden table?! Are you crazy?

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by Ivanchuk "Gore Buff" June 24, 2014
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captain condom

A person who's father should have used a condom. Or defiantly should have pulled out.
Joe is such a captain condom. I bet his father wished he used one .
by Broutiful February 28, 2016
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pineapple condom

when you stick your penis in a pineapple then wrap it in a pizza
hold on dude, i gotta put on my pineapple condom"
by a waffle maker June 21, 2024
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kentucky condom

Aaron didn't have his latex so he made a Kentucky condom with his bandana
by Lord_chips September 23, 2017
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stuck condom

Oh no, I stuck condom
by Shrekjuice69 June 26, 2023
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Because it was pissed off
'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere
by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022
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darth vader condom

A condom with darth vader on it and once slipped into the vagina the male will not be the father
Girl: have you got protection

Boy: I got that darth vader condom

Girl: YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER
by Daddy_piggy January 19, 2016
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