dirty sock condom

A dirty sock condom is the condom that has been in the bottom of your sock drawer since your dad gave it to you during your freshman year of high school.

"Sorry I used a dirty sock condom last night. It was all I had."

by Freddie Mercy March 1, 2014

Columbian Condom

When a male covers his genitalia in cocaine, then engages in intercourse with a female.

Dude Carlos totally gave Katarina a columbian condom, she was messed up, but she was feeling great!

by Nor Y Mac September 9, 2012

Condom breaker

A really bratty child who is so awful they could not have been voluntarily conceived

"The condom breakers stole our wood"
*Witnesses bratty behaviour in public* " woah that's a condom breaker"

by Steeeeve2 June 11, 2024

Condom Turtle

A visible erection through the condom.

I leaned over, in an attempt to hide my condom turtle.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

Digital Condom

An Adblocker. Usually referred to when a site has malicious advertisements, as if to protect from Digital STDs.

"Check out this kinky-as-fuck porn site, though!"
"Dude, that site has a bunch of bad advertisements on there."
"Good thing I wear my digital condom, then."

by 8res August 19, 2018

International No condom day

so what you do is you use no condom no lube and no protection and fuck till your dick is numb and you them everywhere you have faster than the person drinking 50 gallons of sperm record is 2 days getting fucked by a person

yo so I doing the international no condom day thing and fucked this guy faster then light

by Zayd the zinger nigger June 25, 2025

Condom

A Type Of Rubber To Use When HavingSex To Protect Yourself

Girl:Did You Get The Condom For Tonight?
Boy:Yeah I Got It For Protection.

by CHEESECAKE 13 May 30, 2018