Chili Rape

After eating copious amounts of chili, you shit so much that it feels like you were anally raped.

The BBQ was great but the next morning I was chili raped on the shitter.

by BillHo March 24, 2011

3 way chili

The act of three people taking a shit on the face of a sleeping/passed out person.

Hey Josh and Vince, Rob's passed out. Wana make some 3 way chili?

by SikSalvation March 14, 2009

chili con karnie

when a carnival worker has been masturbating all night and ejaculates bloody spooge into the carnival goer's eye socket as they aim for a prize--particularly for stuffed animals of the bear proclivity

God damn that carni just shot me with a chili con karnie, that fuck face!!!?

by chili willie January 22, 2009

Chili con Carne

When you orgasm really hard and end up farting during climax.

I just wanked so hard I chili con carne'd

by spicybeefgasm September 3, 2016

chili head

verb.
The performance of oral sex while the recipient is eating chili.

Can't wait for tha Super Bowl dawg. Gonna kick back on tha lazeee boy with a big ol bowl of chili and get me some dat chili head. It gonna be rope yo. I loves tha chili head. What you mean 'there gonna be any girls there?' you trippin B.

by dougie shitmore May 2, 2018

The Chili Choke

Deposit a steaming load of feces in a woman's mouth then ram your rod down her throat. Rinse and repeat.

go to best friends mom and do the chili choke to her

by 1379, 1382, 1364 September 11, 2009

south african chili dog

placing the penis between a woman's buttcheeks as if it were a hot dog bun, she then proceeds to deficate on the penis, which resembles the chili in a chili dog. she then has the option to eat it off if she feels really adventurous.

"Dude, did you south african chili dog her last night?"
"Yeah, she even ate it off."
"Dogg, that's tight."

by poonsnatcher69hoponbitch August 5, 2012