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Chinese Chopsticks

A retro sexual position that has been reintroduced through the amateur porn circuit in Arizona. Desert Paradise, Arizona to be exact. This position involves the male talent to slightly sit on the edge of a desk, while his female partner straddles him and places her left foot on the desk. Chinese Chopsticks is the perfect position for women who are 9 months pregnant. Unfortunately, if the male talent had too much to drink the night before, this position may cause flaccidity and therefore, vaginal penetration may not be achieved.
Porn Director: "Okay. New position. Chinese Chopsticks."
Male Talent: "Chinese what???"
by Vincent aka Vinny August 17, 2021
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Mudkip chooser

A reference to the generation 3 Pokémon games, someone who has a good opinion or even just a good personality.
Listening to Kanye West makes you a Mudkip chooser.”
by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW September 15, 2021
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Asian-chopsticks

A form of sex in which chopsticks are shoved into the other persons anus, they then pull some fecal matter out and consume it all while yelling racial slurs about asains
Ah man she gave me that good Asian chopstick last night

Asian-chopsticks a form of sex
by Smellycrotch69 October 20, 2021
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Nut chops

It is the hair growth on a set of nuts like pork chops only nut chops on the the balls
I love your nut chops it brings them out so nicely love the nuts chop comb over
by Crazy porncougar November 7, 2021
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sergeant chopstick ling

Sergeant Ling is often heartbroken and will go read music when not crying. Has a GPA of 1.3
Sergeant Chopstick Ling is eating my dog again!
by Some guy from discord November 23, 2021
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Bi-Choosary

1. Chooses to be with one gender at a time

2. Who says they are bisexual but will not allow their spouse to have a experience with them and another person but will allow others to have sex with them without their spouses approval
She said she was Bi-Choosary: Susie told her husband she was bisexual and when her husband asked to have sex with her and her best friend she said no but had sex with her best friend without her husband knowing
by Exo-Cult December 12, 2021
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i choose blood

by Adorbsxm December 26, 2021
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