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chinese holiday

Escaping from the need to do any work at your desk by going to hide in the toilet without needing to use it.
"Where's Keith?"
"He looked pretty stressed earlier. Reckon he's fucked off for a Chinese holiday."
by Lewis Hogan November 3, 2017
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Chinese Arse Wank

Like a tittie wank, but with arse, better with lots of lube.

First dates back to Ancient China, ~1200 BC

The "Diang Wong" dynasty were the first to discove rand learn the ways of the Chinese Arse Wank. Most of the masterful knowledge of the chinese arsewank was lost in the great antiquity, however the legend and myth lives on and people still attempt to practice.
"I had mad sex last night, she even me a chinese arse wank, it was mad"
by Nine Milz March 31, 2018
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Chinese solution

A three pronged solution for a problem, the solution being very immoral. First coined by Erich Honecker, a East German politician, who was referring to the Tiananmen Square Massacre of 1989, in regards on what to do about the crowds of pro-democratic protestors/demonstrators in East Germany.

1. To take an extremely aggressive stance on the problem, as well as employing an extremely aggressive solution, making sure to always break UN international laws and all known morality principles in the process while conducting said solution,

2. To always deny any involvement, existance or knowledge of such event,

3. The extensive use of propaganda, censorship, intimidation, blackmail, extortion or any other methods to alter the opinions of the public of the solution, often going as far as to, persuading the public into approving of the solution, turning a blind eye or to be ignorant of the solution and the censorship and suppression of any information that antagonises said guilty party.
'There was a written order from Hoenecker, for a so-called "Chinese solution". It could of been worse than Bejing,'

-Markus Wolf, former head of East Germany's intelligence agencies.
by Winnie The Pooh 1989 August 16, 2019
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chink bag

Wow. Did you see her eyes?! She was totally a chink bag!
by TeeJayDubDub October 17, 2019
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Chinese gas pedal

When a blind person gives you a handjob
Can I give you a cgp/ Chinese gas pedal
by BigSauceDad420 December 1, 2019
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Chinese stairs

When you get in a fight with your friend and try to cover it up
Hey man what happened,you look like somone punched you?!
Oh,it's nothing I just fell down chinese stairs
by Perzephone December 20, 2019
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Chinese Beard

Slang for a surgical face mask often used in public areas to prevent the spread of illnesses, incredibly popular in the Asian community.
"Yo man, there's a cold going around. You better strap on your Chinese Beard!"
by Wookieflookieflame February 1, 2020
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