by Thestinky4lokos February 15, 2021
Get the Cut the Checkmug. The act of reaching around to your ass and pushing your pants/underwear into your crack after a questionable or wet fart. If your clothing sticks, its time to get somewhere and clean up. If it falls away without sticking, you are safe to proceed.
by shartWEEK August 2, 2011
Get the Touch Checkmug. similar to the ass ram or the butt fuck, it involves invading your partners asshole like a dipstick on a car's oil gauge
by a-bizzle February 28, 2003
Get the oil checkmug. The ILLEGAL act of intentionally slamming your own brakes in order for another driver tailgating you to rear-end your own car.
Many people do not realize it, but it is the person who slammed on his/her brakes that are at fault, not the tailgater.
If the police finds out about this, the tailgater will most likely be cited for following too close, and fined, but the brake checker will be arrested for reckless driving, and charged with a misdemeanor (or felony if someone gets injured or killed).
Many people do not realize it, but it is the person who slammed on his/her brakes that are at fault, not the tailgater.
If the police finds out about this, the tailgater will most likely be cited for following too close, and fined, but the brake checker will be arrested for reckless driving, and charged with a misdemeanor (or felony if someone gets injured or killed).
Brake checker: This driver behind me is following too close, time to brake check.
Tailgater: Your fault, not mine.
Brake checker: No, it's your fault, because you were following too close.
Tailgater: Let's see what the police says.
Police officer: Tailgater, this is a citation for following too close. Take care of that as soon as possible.
Tailgater: Thank you officer.
Brake checker: I'd better be on my way.
Police officer: No, you're coming with me. You're under arrest for driving recklessly with the intent to cause an accident.
Brake checker: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tailgater: U mad bro?
Tailgater: Your fault, not mine.
Brake checker: No, it's your fault, because you were following too close.
Tailgater: Let's see what the police says.
Police officer: Tailgater, this is a citation for following too close. Take care of that as soon as possible.
Tailgater: Thank you officer.
Brake checker: I'd better be on my way.
Police officer: No, you're coming with me. You're under arrest for driving recklessly with the intent to cause an accident.
Brake checker: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tailgater: U mad bro?
by brandonmorris1950 September 18, 2012
Get the brake checkmug. A 'quick-check' is performed when leaving to or from somewhere and it is the check if all your stuff is still where it should be, naming: keys, money, ID, phone and in certain cases, cigarettes and lighters.
by dnbace November 20, 2010
Get the quick-checkmug. When you hang out with your friends on the street and there are no chairs so you sit on the curb. Usually done with a 40oz of malt liquor and/or a blunt.
Guy 1: I just want to sit down, relax, smoke this blunt, and sip this 40.
Guy2: shit, looks like we're curb checkin' it.
Guy2: shit, looks like we're curb checkin' it.
by supercrescentfresh December 23, 2020
Get the Curb Checkmug. when you see a girl or guy dress like a hoe or acting like one. You turn and ask your friend if the hoe check is approved.
you: hoe check?
friend: hoe check!
or
you: can i get an approval on this hoe check?
friend: why you sure can my good sir, one hoe check has been approved.
friend: hoe check!
or
you: can i get an approval on this hoe check?
friend: why you sure can my good sir, one hoe check has been approved.
by FuckYou.Falicia October 28, 2015
Get the Hoe Checkmug.