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Clothing Carpet

The unkempt state of a floor (within a living area: bedroom, bathroom, or living room) completely or partially covered in clothing (clean or dirty) of varying depths.
The door to the bedroom was not easily opened due to the depth of the clothing carpet.

Be careful walking through the room, as I haven't done laundry in a while so my clothing carpet is getting deeper by the day.
by Niceguy73wv August 9, 2025
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Carpet bombing

After poolside intercourse, when the female lies on her back in the water and her partner jumps into the pool while masturbating in an attempt to hit her pubic hair as with projectile semen
A couple was found drowned in their pool last night. Forensics indicates they were engaged in carpet bombing when the accident occurred.
by Washington Penis Man July 22, 2020
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queen of the carpet

A dyke that will eat all the vaginas in the world. Usually with a lot of hair
by Bill band big stand July 13, 2020
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carpet rodeo

1980s slang for having sex on carpet, typically living room floor or bedroom.
Jill's parents weren't home Friday night, it was a real carpet rodeo.
by Txcwboy February 7, 2022
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Fancy Carpet

Slang for a fursuit, coined by youtuber Odin Wolf
"I just got my first Fancy Carpet I'm so excited!"
"I'm saving up to get my Fancy Carpet"
by Fancy Carpet June 17, 2021
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Carpet fire

When a woman has a serious, red, itchy rash on her vagina
Her carpet fire burned and itched like crazy.
by EnemyInfantry August 31, 2013
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Carpet Muncher

A life-form dancing on the spot
Oh they were fit as fiddles, those carpet munchers
by Elitelixir April 23, 2023
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