Captain Ahab

A man (typically of Arabic descent and low economic status) who participates in sexual relations solely with obese white women.
Why is Hamid Hussain with a 250 pound woman when himself weighs a mere buck one forty?

Well I guess he's a Captain Ahab that can't do better.
by Pickled Embryo June 23, 2022
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Captain Rowan

Captain Rowan Aka deck hand and ship bitch. Leadership style similar to that of Roberto Bosio with a tendency to act like alpha male yet abandons ship when crew need him most.
To do as Captain Rowan does, disregard all others and think of yourself as a highly respected citizen and human-being. Self-confidence is everything.
by CaptainCreative September 18, 2013
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Captain Crazy

He will kill you and sweep your clan.
Captain Crazy will kill you and sweep your clan.
by Get Wrekked August 10, 2019
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Captain Kyle

The alter ego of the sexy beast know as Kyle Johnson
“YARRRR HARRRR ME LADS” said captain Kyle after baylen slapped his sexy ass
by Captains cum bucket April 27, 2020
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Captain Firehose

A Man who DOUSES unsuspecting women with copious amounts of semen.
Jane was attacked by a maniac also known as Captain Firehose.
by DaedricToast February 21, 2014
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Captain Social

A social gathering that consists of drinking massive amounts of Captain Morgan.
When Zach and Jessica reunite, their captain socials always make them get very wasted.
by MasterSnowflake March 29, 2011
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captain desmond

the captain of the "Babylon" space exploration ship played by Crazy Dan in the film "Enemas From Space"
Captain Desmond: "hey raasclaat get up ere to de bridge an roll me a spliff!
by selley November 23, 2004
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