Canela Cooties

The worst disease that the earth has ever faced. Once contracted, you can never go back. The disease first originated back in 2013 in a place called Calvary Chapel when a girl named Canela came here. The disease will make you unattractive to anyone and you will be bullied by everyone if you have it. Your life is basically ruined if you have the Canela Cooties.

*Canela touches Erin*
*Gavin yells* ERIN HAS THE CANELA COOTIES

*Everyone runs away from Erin*
*Erin on the floor crying* My life is ruined!

by MeLoveCardboard January 8, 2019

canned heat

a very hawt, physically-appealing, oversexed whore who is incarcerated

Have you seen Gina? Oh, that piece of canned heat won't be around for a few months.....

by *&^$#@%(*(&^*(&^ July 13, 2006

cape

a shorty that would be for your own, but she would be looking at your homie

yo son, you shorty is no good, she is a cape

by QnsMostWanted November 17, 2003

cape cod girls

know how to throw the best partiesn AKA party animals

those cape cod girls are party animals

by Leah!! December 14, 2008

The cape

Only the worst show in history!.. Honestly NBC must have been on some wrong pills when they put this out.. It's cheesy characters and plot drive you nuts, turn your stomach, and make you find yourself googling about how terrible the show is.... The upsides of the show is the max malini/melinisp dude who is actually degrading himself being part of this fucking show!. Fuck I wonder why I keep going back to watch the mothafucking show.... Notice how he jumps out of nowhere and thinks he's such a badass........ fuck I'm frustrated trying to describe the show.

wasting a productive hour of your life basically sniffing shit

i should use the cape to wipe my ass

by chik-fil-a March 16, 2011

canelos

A dirty sanchez,dirty jose from the Canelos family. Or some random spic.

Jd is a dirty canelos

by Alex April 18, 2005

cape

jacket or coat

by ekopols July 11, 2003