The 51st and largest state of the USA, Canada is full of polar bears and beer. Imports include terrorists hoping to enter the rest of the US, while exports are mainly ice, beer, polar bears, and hockey players.
Person 1: We're importing a shipment of frozen beer-drinking hockey players from Canada.
Person 2: SAVE THE POLAR BEARS!
Person 2: SAVE THE POLAR BEARS!
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Get the Canada mug.Some might say it is the Mexico of the UK. It is a country made of ice, and full of dirty ice igloos. People from this country are known as Canadians. Canadians are well known for stealing ideas, eating back-bacon, drinking syrup, and speaking broken English.
The sad pathetic Canadian with a lazy-eye cried in his dirty igloo. He was sad to be part of the shit-hole known as Canada.
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Get the Canada's History mug.Alif & Bayu: Are u really from canada
Rickie: Yes!!!
Kai: No, he's from Canana!!!
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Rickie: Yes!!!
Kai: No, he's from Canana!!!
Bayu & Kelvin: Stop being such a retard!!!
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Get the Canada mug.A sexual act. Canada is referred to as "America's Fuzzy Hat." You give your girlfriend a "fuzzy hat" by having ten of your friends masturbate on her hair, and then you "smuggle drugs back across the border" by having anal sex with her, and then drugging her with morphine. You finish the act by putting a Canadian and an American dollar in her anus and leaving it there.
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