by MannyFresh September 22, 2005
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Get the CSO mug.A sarcastic phrase first popularised by the cult classic "Zoolander". The term itself now has many widespread social implications for its use.
The phrase is most commonly used in response to an anecdote which fails to convey any sort of interesting message. That is, the content of the anecdote is lackluster, boring or just plain irrelevant.
It is imperative to mimic the tone of Derek Zoolander when using the phrase as to give greater emphasis, it will also be more noticeable by your peer(s) as a sarcastic remark and not be misconstrued as a compliment.
Elongation of vowels is preferred but not essential, moreover Scandanavian accents or impersonations bring about best results when using this phrase.
The phrase is most commonly used in response to an anecdote which fails to convey any sort of interesting message. That is, the content of the anecdote is lackluster, boring or just plain irrelevant.
It is imperative to mimic the tone of Derek Zoolander when using the phrase as to give greater emphasis, it will also be more noticeable by your peer(s) as a sarcastic remark and not be misconstrued as a compliment.
Elongation of vowels is preferred but not essential, moreover Scandanavian accents or impersonations bring about best results when using this phrase.
Statement: "Whilst at work the other day I had to refill my stappler but I could only find size 4 stapples and the stappler only took size 3 which sucks. So yeah, it took me ages to find the right size stapples lying around the office."
Reponse: "CSH"
Reponse: "CSH"
by tankrizzo August 2, 2007
Get the csh mug.:Coffee Shop Rider:-------> {(Cyclist terminology)}
1) A cyclist who bungs along from coffee shop to coffee shop not really doing any K's or anything hard training-wise, but likes to flap their mouth more then push a peddle I.E soft cock
2) A Shunter who roles on a $20,000 bike, don's a Pro kit shave's their legs (possibly arms & nether regions as well) yet has a beer gut.
3) A rider who prefers to roll on flat hot-mix roads as appose to dead roads with hills and better yet mountains.
4) Derogatory remark implying a cyclist lacks any bike skill or physical talent
1) A cyclist who bungs along from coffee shop to coffee shop not really doing any K's or anything hard training-wise, but likes to flap their mouth more then push a peddle I.E soft cock
2) A Shunter who roles on a $20,000 bike, don's a Pro kit shave's their legs (possibly arms & nether regions as well) yet has a beer gut.
3) A rider who prefers to roll on flat hot-mix roads as appose to dead roads with hills and better yet mountains.
4) Derogatory remark implying a cyclist lacks any bike skill or physical talent
Examples
1) Dude how was woody the other day didn't want to ride any hills what a CSR soft cock.
2) Keep dreaming mate your no Lance Armstrong your a CSR.
3) Holy nutts did you see what that CSR dumbass Jacko did in the race he caused that crash!
1) Dude how was woody the other day didn't want to ride any hills what a CSR soft cock.
2) Keep dreaming mate your no Lance Armstrong your a CSR.
3) Holy nutts did you see what that CSR dumbass Jacko did in the race he caused that crash!
by Cowfloppy October 4, 2009
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Get the CSI mug.When someone tells an extremely lame or pointless story, respond with "CSB." It stands for "cool story, bro."
"One time I put in my contacts and I forgot about them and then I put on my glasses and I was like "WOAH!""
"That was a major CSB dude"
"That was a major CSB dude"
by shadynasty October 3, 2013
Get the CSB mug.This stands for Cookie Sex Con. Where a lot of powerful men in the world ban together to make dumb lazy females who don’t contribute to society and work hard like men do to bow down to them and have sex and suck their dick to marry them so they get to eat food all the time and don’t starve.
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