sniff the cow

take a serious chill pill man

“Jerry is being a real hot head today. He should go sniff the cows.”

by bens crusty toes August 17, 2021

whip the cow

To spank a fat person.

I was home last night with my wife having sex and I whip the cow hard

by Hoodboiy May 5, 2016

cow gc

a groupchat with the lomls. the coolest, funniest, nicest, and sweetest people you will ever meet and i just love them sm.

“cow gc is the best editor gc”

by wandasdeadkids June 26, 2022

blubber cow

A fat large person with an ugly yet attractive face.

Her face is okay... She definitely a blubber cow

by Avocado pineapple May 18, 2016

scabby cow

Adj; to describe someone (usually female) who is just unrefined and of a far less superiority.

A ridden midden

'Uh, look at that scabby cow itching her arse crack in McDonalds'

'Have you seen Louise? She's such a scabby cow!'

'Did you hear Louise let someone texas hotpocket her?! She's such a scabby cow!'

by Dave55555 April 14, 2014

Trash Cow

An unacceptable or un-chosen number in competition when grouping numbered cattle.

“Don’t be a Trash Cow, you’ll make us lose”
“Get that fucking trash cow out of here!”
“We want 5’s! That fucking number 2 Trash Cow slicked is and snuck in”

by Boycow November 15, 2020

Chocolate Cow

When you’re fucking in reverse cowgirl and shits on top of your dick

“Hey bro, my girl gave me the biggest chocolate cow last night and it was awesome”

by Piss King October 17, 2021