client

A computer system or process requesting something from another system or process in a client-server relationship. The opposite of 'server'.

Browsers are clients because they request information from websites' servers.

by Pathoschild March 21, 2005

Cling

An item (a ring or even a stud) that has been pierced through or aorund a woman's clitoris. Clit+Ring = Cling

"Dude, I went down on this chick last night only to dicsover that she has a cling. For whatever reason, I did not get anal last night. I'm confused."

by joneil01 May 27, 2009

Cold Clit

-The female version of being "blue balled"
-When a girl gets sexually excited and is abruptly cut-off and unable to reach orgasm
-A person who "chills" a girls clit would be considered a Clit-Freezer

-When a girl the female version of "cock blocked"

"I was totally with this guy last night and things were really hot, when all of a sudden he just busted and he totally chilled my clit"

"I have a bad case of cold clit, my boyfriend came early last night, SUCKS!"

"Me and my boyfriend where going at it last night, when his roommate walked in a totally clit blocked me, like come on, really?"

by STEAKLAHLZ January 24, 2010

Shut your clit

A phrase used to shut somone up fast. Somone that is less of a person than you and basically an all around fag.

Ronnie: Hey i just got the new asher roth album

Me: shut your clit bitch! you have no friends!

by punani monster May 16, 2009

clit farmer

An alternate way to call someone a whore or slut, while also attempting to make them look stupid after they confusingly ask what you said.

Thacker's Facebook status: "Banged nine girls last week. Hell yeah."

Zuel: "You're such a clit farmer."

Thacker: "A what?"

The entirety of Thacker's friends list: "Hahahahahahahaha."

by AaronCopeland July 13, 2011

Clit punch

Like the junk punch for guys, this version involves basically doing a "cup check" on a woman. Basically I invented this by accident after my girl tried to "cup check" me. I figured that since she doesn't have the same parts... It wouldn't hurt as bad... Apparently (as she described it) it is the equivalent of a guy getting hit in the balls... My bad...

Like in the video game Saints Row the Third, that bitch was pissing me off so I had to use the clit punch attack.

by Painful jujitsu February 4, 2012

clit pump

The use of a suctioning device placed on the clitoris to create a new sensation and enlarge it.

"I'm gunna go buy a clit pump because my clit is so small you can't even find it!"

"I'm gunna go buy a clit pump because my clit is so small you can't even find it!"

by Dr. V. Jay, PhD November 6, 2014