Christmas Tree

(n.) Slag.
(n.) Female who likes to open her legs often.

"That girl keeps her legs in the shape of a Christmas tree all year long."

or

"That bitch is Christmas!"

by Ox Vox April 6, 2008

christmas coma

noun: When one is overjoyed at break from work/school and presents from christmas holidays, therefore does no work whatsoever and just lounges around with presents. Can be abbreviated to 'chroma'; a person in this state is defined as 'chromatose'.

Person 1: Where's Sam? I haven't seen him all day.
Person 2: Didn't you hear? He's in a christmas coma.

by MrrrH December 16, 2009

Christmas Hangover

When you drink so much egg nog you get drunk,pass out or both.

Dude 1:(see`s dude 2 on floor)

Dude 1:Hey man what happend?

Dude 2:It was..............(he passes out)

Dude 1:Oh I get it, Christmas hangover (looks around then starts tea bagging him)

by Mastercheif144.32 December 28, 2011

Christmas tree bill

an initially minor bill in the senate that attracts add-ons and/or changes until it begins to "look like it has something for everyone"

The proposed legislation was looking more like a Christmas tree bill every day.

by The Return of Light Joker December 25, 2010

Christmas Heat

An inexplicable sense of extreme hornyness brought on by the holiday seasons, hopefully resulting in a Christmas Fuck

I was walking down the street with all these cheerful, beautiful women in tight sweaters on the 24th and got a case of the raging Christmas Heat

by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009

Christmas Goose

an accidental or intentional light pat or bump on the derriere of a co-worker from another co-worker, male or female at any time throughout the year but especially during Christmastime.

Kevin bumped into Tracy while making drinks at the soda machine. Tracy blew it off, smiled and said "Christmas Goose!"

by Gina Kellie February 17, 2018

Christmas claused

Verb. To subtly add an article or clause to an agreement, contract or bill without the notice or recognition of the other party.

Rueben: *sob sob sob* "Baby come back to me! I'll give you anything!"
Victoria: "Don't cheat on me again!"
Reuben: *sob sob sob* "Okay okay!"
Victoria: "Take me out on dates!"
Reuben: *sob sob sob* "Okay okay!"
Victoria: "Let me sleep with your father!"
Reuben: *sob sob sob* "Okay okay!"
*later*
Orpheus: "Yo Reuben, your girl totally slept with your father!"
Rueben: "Awwww shit! I just remembered she Christmas claused me! I guess it's aight."

by tickalishhh December 16, 2009