Choking

Choking is when you anticipate an incredible performance but actually fail miserably. Everyone expects you to win but you choke, you are a loser.

Reece Walsh makes his state of origin debut tonight, he will be choking. QLD players love to choke in big sporting moments.

by kalumbwc May 30, 2023

choke a bitch month

The entire month of December every guy/girl has a free pass to choke anyone they want

Steve: You bro watch out it's Choke A Bitch Month
Kyle: Aw shit Steve, time to find Ruby

by demontoastybois October 4, 2019

Choked

(Verb) Australian slang used to describe the act of vomiting after smoking weed

Ron. Bro I choked so hard last night
Bob. You need to get help

by GiraffeLover444 October 11, 2022

lasher choke

A grinding of the fist into the front of the throat.

My dad Lasher Choked the shit out me.

by Larsrich27 June 10, 2020

goat choking

To masturbate furiously where the person doing so squeezes his penis in an aggressive manner.

person 1: "hey, remember my friend Juan?" person 2: "that goat choking sack of shit? yea, i remember him."

by Tomm Orrow April 9, 2015

Biscuit choking

When you deepthroat a bbw

I think tedison was biscuit choking that fat bitch last night

by Jerry thornton89 April 2, 2020

throwing a choke

Masterbating. Derived from choking the chicken.

Dude, my Grandma forgot to knock on my door and caught me throwing a choke.

by Noah Webster jr July 21, 2022