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Captain Mogadon

A person, usually of some significance/importance, who speaks in a very slow, boring and monotonous manner thus rendering his/her audience bored to tears.
Mark Drakeford is Captain Mogadon; He is boring, grey, dull and monotonous!
by Credible Threat May 7, 2021
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Beer Captain

In "high level" recreational hockey in Canada the term "Beer Captain" is used to describe an individual of importance or influence on a team. The Beer Captain is both the captain of his respective team (typically commissioned with selecting his squad on a given week) and more importantly - is assigned to pick up the beer.

It's considered one of the highest honors to bestowed on an individual in Canada.
Reggie made a rookie mistake by only bringing a dozen when he was selected as Beer Captain
by Lochwood May 12, 2014
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coochie captain

Andrew equals coochie captain. coochie Captain is andrew
by cyxnide August 12, 2022
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Captain America

Lili: who's Captain America?
Emily: Oh he's that mainstream daddy avengers guy!
by THEgamerboy69 October 19, 2022
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Captain Burrows

Captain Burrows, the best physics teacher ever. He has the same hairline and facial hair like Captain Price from Call of Duty 4. He's also known to low crawl through the classroom and wear a stuffed velcro cat.
Damn, Captain Burrows is such a badass but he gives some of the hardest tests, I got like a 50 on the last one.
by mr.bigglesworth010 April 22, 2011
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captains curse

When you look around, but there is still nothing to eat in the house besides Cap'n Crunch cereal, so you partake in yet another helping.
Bro1: Hey man, what's there to eat around here?

Bro2: Cap'n Crunch

Bro1: Again?... *fists in the air, screaming towards the heavens* IT'S THE CAPTAINS CURSE!!!
by flannelhats January 8, 2011
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captain's honor

Captain's Honor is some suicidal, sentimental BS that involves the captain going down with his ship if it sinks. That's literally throwing your life away for no reason. Screw that! I'm getting off this ship!
Because of the Captain's Honor, he chose to go down with his ship.
by Atomic_Thomas July 10, 2016
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