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Bro-Scale

A scale of 1-10 to rate your buddies on what type of "Bro" they are
Points may be added or deducted depending on the conduct of that "bro"
for instance if a guy is rated 3 on the bro scale he is not a very good friend where if he was rated a 9 he is a close buddy that is always there for you.

"Bro-Scale" may also be called when a guy acts not in a "Bro" manner. This can be said to him to let him know that he is losing points on the bro scale
Guy 1: you ready to get wasted tonite?
Guy 2:Nah I think im gonna stay in with my Girlfriend and watch the note book.
Guy 1: Bro-scale...
by Caldie February 16, 2009
mugGet the Bro-Scalemug.

Bro chill

Bro chilling is when a man sticks his hand down his pants and just kind of parks it there. No rubbing or anything dirty, just chilling out maxing relaxing all cool.
Girl: It's so gross, whenever I talk to my boyfriend he is always bro chilling.
Guy: Hey that's not gross, it's just bro chilling, ya' know? It's so comfy.
by Zebulon M. Pike February 13, 2009
mugGet the Bro chillmug.

Bro Date

I was on my bro date with my BFF yesterday
by McLovin 23 Joker March 30, 2009
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basic bro

The male equivalent of a "basic bitch". Some basic bro behavior includes:
~ Wearing Ed Hardy shirts
~ Drinking Natty and/or Bud Light (usually day drinking)
~ Using copious amounts of Axe Body Spray
~ Removing one's shirt at the start of a basketball game despite nobody calling "skins"
~ Taking theme parties far too seriously
~ Wearing a baseball cap sideways or backwards and also wearing sunglasses to keep the sun out of their eyes
~ Playing the guitar in public (badly)
"Fuckin' Todd is here. Dude is such a basic bro."
by WookieeValentine May 19, 2014
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Chill Bro

just an easy going bro who doesnt get too excited and always keeps his composure when in a tight spot. comes through in clutch when a bro's in need. and obviously drops "chill bro's" all day!

credit goes to Troy Snatz
-" bro you just smoked all my weed!"
- "chill bro"

-"Hey! you kids arent on the list your not getting in here"
- "chill bro"
by killyo'self June 16, 2010
mugGet the Chill Bromug.

Bro balls

it is the sensation a bro gets when he either has been promised chill time with a bro and then gets cancelled on or the individual has to wait for a long period of time before they chill.
Dude 1: hey bro when we gonna chill?
Dude 2: sorry bro i dont get into town for two months.
Dude 1: dude your giving me bro balls over here.

example 2

Dude 1: we still good to chill tonight?
Dude 2: sorry man i gotta cancel my moms in town
Dude 1: bro you are giving me mad bro balls
by Jmaro December 16, 2010
mugGet the Bro ballsmug.

Bro Shine

When at a party with a low light environment making use of a cell phone to light up and scope out a babes face.
Bro 1: "Yo dude is that girl railable gash?"

Bro 2: "I don't know I'm about to Bro Shine this bitch and find out"
by sebastian crucial, d loke, gsb January 17, 2007
mugGet the Bro Shinemug.

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