Crackershit Slong Beater

A man/woman that is an overprotective prick over his/her girlfriend/boyfriend.

Tony:Reggie stop being a crackershit slong beater.
Reggie:You touch her ass again and I'll beat the shit out of you!

by Theinsultist May 16, 2014

Epic Batter

An explanation whereby the enjoyability and longevity of an event/situation is increased exponentially by the inclusion of an unforeseen factor or person.

Dude - I was getting laid, but it was pretty average. But then her mom turned up and wanted in, then it was epic batter

by rockoroll June 12, 2011

baby batter

Semen. Also a key ingredient in milkshakes.

Take one (1) whole egg. Add baby batter. Mix gently. Produces bun in the oven. Allow to heat for nine months.

by Al February 13, 2005

nigga beater

black cane caried by police officers and/or sequerity guards. term is used in miami by african americans as well as other races. originated from L.A. police officers beating black people with it

oh shit clyde watch out he got a nigga beater

by myke prez June 11, 2006

nigger beater bat

Those cheep skinny black T-ball bats you get at WalMart or the Dollar store that last about half an hour.

Hey Joe, John got all pissed of last night cause I wailed on him with a two nigger beater bats.

by snoochie boochies February 7, 2008

battered

To beat up or hit aggresively with the upmost vigour.

I battered those idiots in Clover Drive when they said I was batty!

by Kristian Aitken July 2, 2003

beater

Shoes that you wear that you dont care what condition they're in.

Guy1:dude, your shoes r fucked up
Guy2:Yea, these r my beaters cuz i dont wana ruin the condition of my AJs

by i4GotMyName March 5, 2008