BASTARD

Meaning if your father is dead, or disowned you. You are a Bastard

You are a Bastard

by Sir Frank Wood January 12, 2018

Bastard rosé

A drink made of a mix of cheap red wine and cheap white wine.

Usually made when there is not enough of either bottle left for a full glass.

You can usually find me on the weekends in my pjs, drinking bastard rosé and watching netflix.

by Vivi^i^i March 14, 2018

bastard

a cunt

dont ya think that lochie is a bastard?

by m8 wanker March 24, 2019

Bastard

Can be used as a noun, greeting or to emphasise something.

‘Where’s the bastard tv remote!’
‘Eyup you bastard’
‘Have you seen my phone? Can’t seem to find the bastard’

by MrTurnipFace April 23, 2019

Bastard

A kid who dosen't know his dad

that kid is a bastard

by Archerman2324 May 14, 2019

bastard

it means you don't have no

daddy. cussing, never be a bastard

get out

of triflin' bastard. get back here bastard.

by jyjy3646 July 9, 2019

Bandtard

/noun/

A person who is so absorbed in band (middle school band, high school band, drum corps, brass ensemble, etc.) that they spend more than 10 hours playing their instrument a week.

They are often in the honors group or play first part a lot. They also stress about not having enough time for other aspects of life when it is actually their fault for being so involved in the activity.

Person 1: Dude wtf, it is literally mid-terms week and there are rehearsals every morning for this concert, couldn't they have moved it back a week?

Person 2: Do you have to do it?

Person 1: Well technically, its optional bu-

Person 2: Shut up, bandtard

by Bruhseh Onjah December 13, 2019