When a dude has not had intercourse in so long that when he does his sperm will be equall to the amount needed to shampoo a buffalo!
When we get back from this road trip i gotsta have some sex! I got enough backed up to shampoo a buffalo!
by Drowning clown November 21, 2015
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I gave Jim an Oregon timber burn last night while we were having sex.
Steve is being a real jerk, someone needs to give him an Oregon timber burn.
Steve is being a real jerk, someone needs to give him an Oregon timber burn.
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When the adjustable rates mortgages reset the wheels came off the bus. Many Yuppies who had purchased large expensive homes now found themselves in foreclosure unable to sell their homes or make the now huge payments in a declining real estate market.
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Coworker #2: “Wow now! Lets have a little more class than that! We could get fired for swearing up a storm like that! How about from now on we refer to our boss as “Willy the One-Eyed Worm Burper” - surly thats a lot more work appropriate. Also, its sure to make anyone laugh and break the tension in the room!
Coworker #2: “Wow now! Lets have a little more class than that! We could get fired for swearing up a storm like that! How about from now on we refer to our boss as “Willy the One-Eyed Worm Burper” - surly thats a lot more work appropriate. Also, its sure to make anyone laugh and break the tension in the room!
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John holding an empty plate: "Jen, bun me!"
Jen putting a bun on John's plate: "For sure buddy!"
John holding an empty plate: "Jen, bun me!"
Jen putting a bun on John's plate: "For sure buddy!"
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