Aw Balls!

A phrase that is said reffering to something that has happened that is completely different from what was planned

"You can't go to over your friend house until this house is clean!" Me: "Aw balls!"

by #tellit how i see it July 20, 2018

Stockholm Balls

When your erection subsides right before having sex. The semen wants to escape yet can’t for some internal reason (illogical attachment, performance anxiety, etc.)

I almost hit that but then I got a mad case of Stockholm Balls

by ErickaFoster October 18, 2018

Cleft Ballsack

Possessing an oddly shaped scrotum.

Nick: why are you walking so funny?
Matt: i don't know
Nick: I think you have a cleft ballsack

by JDMBart April 12, 2019

Theatre Balls

Painfully swollen testicles. A condition contracted when banging your way through the theatre department in high school or college caused by rough and exploratory sex. AKA....Longmire LugNutz

Hey Bryan, let's go play pickleball. No way, I got a bad case of Theatre Balls. I can barely fit my junk in my shorts and I can barely walk.

by Dispenser June 8, 2019

Trench balls

Sweat that pools in your underwear under your balls subsequently causing your balls to wrinkle and then dry out and crack.

Aw man this heat is causing massive trench balls.

by Crowso May 15, 2020

Up balls

When the penis is so big it weighs enough that the balls are pressed to go above the penis. Creating Up balls

“Hey did you hear that Jake has up balls?” “Wow I didn’t know it was THAT big”

by Coob Upballs March 3, 2021

Gigga Balls

Gigga balls meaning Inflation of Nuts or Balls.

My Gigga Balls are on my Teenie Weenie

by Over_Imagined April 23, 2021