louisiana laundry basket

A sexual act involving a laundry basket, octopus tentacles, and tomato sauce. The man slathers the female with the tomato sauce, places the laundry basket over her anus and vagina and proceeds to take the tentacles in her baking and anus.
“Man I couldn’t walk right after Mike gave me the Louisiana Laundry Basket last night”
by 360°NoScope April 14, 2020
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basket ride

When a girl lays you back on a pool table, pulls your pants down past your knees, and strips of her clothes. She then sits on your dick in the pike position and reaches up to grab the ceiling fan. Then another chick turns the switch on. As the girl begins to spin in circles, she lifts herself up and down.
I nutted in 15seconds during that basket ride.
by Cowbo3y33 May 05, 2022
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basket ride

When a girl lays you back on a pool table, pulls your pants down past your knees, and strips of her clothes. She then sits on your dick in the pike position and reaches up to grab the ceiling fan. Then another chick turns the switch on. As the girl begins to spin in circles, she lifts herself up and down.
I nutted in 15seconds during that basket ride.
by Cowbo3y33 May 05, 2022
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fry basket

A women's va-jay-jay after she walks into a bar.
Stay out of my fry basket!

Hey gurl! Let's go back to my place so I can eat that fry basket!
by Helga79! February 07, 2017
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Two-Handed Sack Basket

When the One-Handed Sack Basket is insufficient at covering the testicle and penis combo "this problem is most commonly experienced by black men". It may be necessary to use both hands. This is know as a Two-Handed Sack Basket.
Shaniqua "Daaamn you seen Tyron's dick!"

Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"
by englishhotpocketmaster January 14, 2012
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hillbilly hand basket

When someone removes their false teeth and sticks a dick and balls in their mouth
Did you hear about Jon? That chick last night gave him a hillbilly hand basket
by Dominic Deccoco June 01, 2017
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Basket ball 2

Objective:survive!
Massive bowling ball dribbled down court while you attempt to survive the massacre
John"you wanna play some basket ball 2?"
Matt"hell no, I wanna live."
by Aberham kidney November 30, 2018
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