BPQ

(Better Products Quicker) - A corporate bullshit process in which would-be contributing and talented employees are burdened with huge volumes of useless paperwork and documentation resulting in low quality products and missed unachievable deadlines. The process is cleverly disguised as a means to achieve higher quality and better efficiency, but it is merely a way to gather enough documentation to outsource jobs to India and hire more incompetent middle managers.

Joe: Are you going to happy hour tonight?
Larry: No, I fucking have to work all weekend.
Joe: Why? You've been busting your ass all week.
Larry: Yeah, just trying to get all my fucking BPQ documentation done. I have to do my regular job on nights and weekends.

by MarleyScratch69 April 24, 2011

BP

abbreviation for butt piss (chronic diarrhea that literally shoots from the rear in liquid form). In Oregon trail days it would have been a prime indicator of the onslaught of dysentary. Often accompanied by machine gun like fart sequences. Also occurs when subjected to an extremely low carb diet. Food (or remnants of it) may be semi-identifiable when the process is completed. If ignored, may result in a hardcore shart.

I'm going to have to refrain from Long John Silver's tonight because I really don't want to have a BP attack while we're at the bar.

I'm sorry but I really need you to cover for me before this BP transitions into a shart.

by sarah Binny June 29, 2008

black person syndrome (bps)

When you are influenced by the black community.

Symptoms of black person syndrome (bps)
1. when you think you are a rapper
2. when you start listening to rap and start dancing around
3. you think you can break dance

by Doctor Hopkins August 20, 2011

BP champ

A Beer Pong Champion. "BPC" Undefeated in Beer Pong, or someone with many wins. Also could be someone with the initials BP who is very good at Pong.

"bra you are a BP CHAMP!"
"I know man."
"Undefeated."

by B.Parks Production September 14, 2007

bp'd

An excessive spill in which the cleanup is handled poorly or not at all.

Dude you are so wasted you just bp'd your pants.

by rusackson August 21, 2010

bpg

Stands for Baby Pecker Genitalia. Used for somebody whose small penis (pecker) is so incredibly small, that it must be referred to as a BPG. This is a rare instance.

"Dude, i heard Frank has a BPG!"

by roflslol June 27, 2007

bpr

Youth That forms friends of the Hispanic race to find identity in a system that tries to oppress them. which leads to an adult hood of adaptation and assimilation while keeping a Hispanic identity in the United States system. Many successful Hispanic professionals come from such environments. Brown Pride Raza

Antonio Villaraigosa Los Angeles Mayor comes form a BPR childhood.

by sal pattu November 6, 2007