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(Better Products Quicker) - A corporate bullshit process in which would-be contributing and talented employees are burdened with huge volumes of useless paperwork and documentation resulting in low quality products and missed unachievable deadlines. The process is cleverly disguised as a means to achieve higher quality and better efficiency, but it is merely a way to gather enough documentation to outsource jobs to India and hire more incompetent middle managers.
Joe: Are you going to happy hour tonight?
Larry: No, I fucking have to work all weekend.
Joe: Why? You've been busting your ass all week.
Larry: Yeah, just trying to get all my fucking BPQ documentation done. I have to do my regular job on nights and weekends.
by MarleyScratch69 April 06, 2011
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Sitting at the outdoor cafe on Sunset instantly raised my BPQ.

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The BPQ in the room is off the chart.
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