(Better Products Quicker) - A corporate bullshit process in which would-be contributing and talented employees are burdened with huge volumes of useless paperwork and documentation resulting in low quality products and missed unachievable deadlines. The process is cleverly disguised as a means to achieve higher quality and better efficiency, but it is merely a way to gather enough documentation to outsource jobs to India and hire more incompetent middle managers.
Joe: Are you going to happy hour tonight?
Larry: No, I fucking have to work all weekend.
Joe: Why? You've been busting your ass all week.
Larry: Yeah, just trying to get all my fucking BPQ documentation done. I have to do my regular job on nights and weekends.
Larry: No, I fucking have to work all weekend.
Joe: Why? You've been busting your ass all week.
Larry: Yeah, just trying to get all my fucking BPQ documentation done. I have to do my regular job on nights and weekends.
by MarleyScratch69 April 06, 2011
Sitting at the outdoor cafe on Sunset instantly raised my BPQ.
The BPQ at the bar was non-existent so we bounced.
The BPQ in the room is off the chart.
The BPQ at the bar was non-existent so we bounced.
The BPQ in the room is off the chart.
by scdc1 November 10, 2017